Pic of the Day

[pavelmatic]

Yeah ..yeah I know it looks like an old fire watchtower..but thats the whole point of its disguise ...
Still don't believe me ..look at this next pic ..there are crop type circles on the ground ..so how do you explain that ? eh? eh ? View attachment 47462

What happened there mate? Looks more like a lone mountain biker ran in circles for a while after losing orientation! Or maybe after a “proper inspection“? ?

 

[The Hodge]

Anyway after my alien abduction ..I was allowed to cary on my way ..a few more pics

My favourite local ride

 

[The Hodge]

What happened there mate? Looks more like a lone mountain biker ran in circles for a while after losing orientation! Or maybe after a “proper inspection“? ?

Oh it was a proper inspection alright ..and I've news for that ladies man Gary ..until you've been done by an alien chick.. you havent been done at all..??

 

[Kilham5]

What happened there mate? Looks more like a lone mountain biker ran in circles for a while after losing orientation! Or maybe after a “proper inspection“? ?

Maybe it was one of those bikers that need a Garmin for navigation... and the battery ran out ?‍

 

[paul-g]

Oh it was a proper inspection alright ..and I've news for that ladies man Gary ..until you've been done by an alien chick.. you havent been done at all..??

scrutantium recipiunt aliena

 

[The Hodge]

scrutantium recipiunt aliena

Err..yeah ..sounds like a canny pint

 

[paul-g]

Err..yeah ..sounds like a canny pint

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[GrandPaBrogan]

Well they are here ..in Kielder Forest .
This one gave me a thorough inspection ..
Yeah ..yeah I know it looks like an old fire watchtower..but thats the whole point of its disguise ...

Did it hurt? That’s a pretty big probe...

 

[Zimmerframe]

Err..yeah ..sounds like a canny pint

"they receive of those who study a foreign"

 

[Zimmerframe]

Did it hurt? That’s a pretty big probe...

Did you not read the "what do you take with you on a ride" thread.

@The Hodge is NEVER ! without coconut oil.

 

[The Hodge]

Did it hurt? That’s a pretty big probe...

To be fair I did wince a bit ..

 

[The Hodge]

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Yeah ..I got it !..both times ?

 

[paul-g]

Yeah ..I got it !..both times ?

not spit roasted?

 

[Zimmerframe]

Yeah ..I got it !..both times ?

They did it twice ?? Where did they probe the second time ?? no no ... I just don't want to know ..

 

[The Hodge]

not spit roasted?

Didn't have time for anything to eat..to busy enjoying myself ( and yeah I got that too..?)

 

[Zimmerframe]

Yeah ..I got it !..both times ?

No thoughts

of revenge ..

 

[The Hodge]

Phone home now futhermucker

 

[Rosemount]

 

[Pivot]

Oh it was a proper inspection alright ..and I've news for that ladies man Gary ..until you've been done by an alien chick.. you havent been done at all..

Wow! This has to be recorded in history!
Aliens shagged apes on a inter-planetary safari, circa 65,000 years ago.
Now they are going after the humanoids!
Some call it evolution...

 

[The Hodge]

I can guarantee with 100% certainty there are no oids in me ..
Pure human ..or I was ...?

 

[DrStupid]

I can guarantee with 100% certainty there are no oids in me ..
Pure human ..or I was ...?

But how would you know?

 

[DrStupid]

Oh man, it was good today.

 

[steve_sordy]

But how would you know?

There is a guy in the next village to me, I swear that he looks 100% Neanderthal. The "....ologists" have decreed that Homo Sapiens and Neanderthal almost certainly cross bred. Although diluted, eventually the genes can combine and produce Neanderthal look-a-likes. I've seen a few at work when I was an engineering apprentice, but this guy is the real deal. Of course nobody ever kids him about it. I don't even like it when he looks at me! I'm happy with him having no clue who I am.

 

[DrStupid]

There is a guy in the next village to me, I swear that he looks 100% Neanderthal. The "....ologists" have decreed that Homo Sapiens and Neanderthal almost certainly cross bred. Although diluted, eventually the genes can combine and produce Neanderthal look-a-likes. I've seen a few at work when I was an engineering apprentice, but this guy is the real deal. Of course nobody ever kids him about it. I don't even like it when he looks at me! I'm happy with him having no clue who I am.

I swear sometimes I think I've been abducted by aliens, only to find out later I'm related to all of them.

 

[Nicho]

I can guarantee with 100% certainty there are no oids in me ..

What about the haemorrhoids?

 

[Zimmerframe]

What about the haemorrhoids?

Well, he did say "not in me" ...

 

[Jackware]

There is a guy in the next village to me, I swear that he looks 100% Neanderthal. The "....ologists" have decreed that Homo Sapiens and Neanderthal almost certainly cross bred. Although diluted, eventually the genes can combine and produce Neanderthal look-a-likes. I've seen a few at work when I was an engineering apprentice, but this guy is the real deal. Of course nobody ever kids him about it. I don't even like it when he looks at me! I'm happy with him having no clue who I am.

How did I miss this thread? ?

I remember a episode of time team when they reconstructed an old skull only to find there was a villager in the audience who was a spitting image of it, much to everyone's amusement apart from his.

 

[GrandPaBrogan]

There is a guy in the next village to me, I swear that he looks 100% Neanderthal. The "....ologists" have decreed that Homo Sapiens and Neanderthal almost certainly cross bred. Although diluted, eventually the genes can combine and produce Neanderthal look-a-likes. I've seen a few at work when I was an engineering apprentice, but this guy is the real deal. Of course nobody ever kids him about it. I don't even like it when he looks at me! I'm happy with him having no clue who I am.

Have you seen @Zimmerframe 's sister!

Nothing to do with what you just posted... I was just asking, have you seen Zimmerframe's sister, that's all. I haven't either.

 

[Jackware]

Have you seen @Zimmerframe 's sister!

Nothing to do with what you just posted... I was just asking, have you seen Zimmerframe's sister, that's all. I haven't either.

I thought she was being probed wined and dined in the woods by @BAMBAMODA tonight

 

[Pivot]

I can guarantee with 100% certainty there are no oids in me ..
Pure human ..or I was ...

I take your word, but if your previously filed report is factually correct, now there is you inside of her-liens