Yes indeed ..but to be fair he did pass my bed a couple of days later with an apology and a marriage proposalHas he big Brown hairy fingers ouch.

Yes indeed ..but to be fair he did pass my bed a couple of days later with an apology and a marriage proposalHas he big Brown hairy fingers ouch.
Had a couple of Clonoscopies ? Know the feeling very well now.Yes indeed ..but to be fair he did pass my bed a couple of days later with an apology and a marriage proposal![]()
I was having an endoscopy and the shower hose was almost up to the hand control (I'm sure I could feel her knuckles on my bum cheeks), when she told me to look at the screen and said "say hello to your appendix"! I had no idea that the appendix was accessible from the intestines. Well, not "accessible" as such, there are simpler and more direct methods of access. It was the fact that it was visible from the intestine that surprised me..........................
I don't know if you are aware as to how they check out a rumbling Appendix ..(if not then I will leave it as a surprise ) ..but when he checked out mine I'm sure I levitated about 10ft in the air ..was kept in and operated on asap ...
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Cheers Slym & congrats on getting hitched. Not sure who's got the bigger pain in the side, you or me.hope it goes well !
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Endoscopy is via your throat, the procedure which makes you constantly gag and vomit. Colonoscopy is up your arseI was having an endoscopy and the shower hose was almost up to the hand control (I'm sure I could feel her knuckles on my bum cheeks), when she told me to look at the screen and said "say hello to your appendix"! I had no idea that the appendix was accessible from the intestines. Well, not "accessible" as such, there are simpler and more direct methods of access. It was the fact that it was visible from the intestine that surprised me.
If you pay extra you can probably get it put anywhere you want not on NHS though.Endoscopy is via your throat, the procedure which makes you constantly gag and vomit. Colonoscopy is up your arse![]()
Saw my mate in the waiting area of the hospital after I'd had my colonoscopy ..he was due to have an Endoscopy ..after he asked what I'd had done ..told him it shouldn't be too long before he was seen ..they were just cleaning the camera ..Endoscopy is via your throat, the procedure which makes you constantly gag and vomit. Colonoscopy is up your arse![]()
That is a very good learning point! I was booked into the Endoscopy Department and I made the assumption that I was having an endoscopy. I hope that they don't use the same instruments!Endoscopy is via your throat, the procedure which makes you constantly gag and vomit. Colonoscopy is up your arse![]()
Toilet humour is a British staple. It always gets a laugh.We must all be getting old with the direction this thread is taking now.
At least we don’t have any photos of the procedures for ‘Pic of the day’We must all be getting old with the direction this thread is taking now.
If you wanted pictures, you should have said!At least we don’t have any photos of the procedures for ‘Pic of the day’![]()
Thankfully ..its enough to be known as hairy arsed bikers ..without the pics to prove itAt least we don’t have any photos of the procedures for ‘Pic of the day’![]()
Who needs pictures when there's video?At least we don’t have any photos of the procedures for ‘Pic of the day’![]()
I’m sure ‘The whole of the moon’ soundtrack was intentionalWho needs pictures when there's video?
I said toilet humour was a British staple!![]()
Get a grip man, there's no Pic of the Day without your cake stop photos!Bangor, N Ireland just now.
First wee pootle in ages as I brought back a serious and undoubtedly life threatening dose of Man Flu from my trip to London last week. But I persevered, endured and overcame and managed another grand day out in absolutely perfect riding conditions. No sticky buns though as my tummy tums is still a tad delicate.
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Cheers back at yaCheers Slym & congrats on getting hitched. Not sure who's got the bigger pain in the side, you or me.
Normal service will be resumed as soon as possibleGet a grip man, there's no Pic of the Day without your cake stop photos!
Llandegla this morning, sunny, dry. I did three laps just under 28 miles and 3392ft of elevation. A selection of Blue, Red and Black runs. My old body aches.
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I love the headtube decal, do you remember where you got itLlandegla this morning, sunny, dry. I did three laps just under 28 miles and 3392ft of elevation. A selection of Blue, Red and Black runs. My old body aches.
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“Your old body aches”……….you’re aliveLlandegla this morning, sunny, dry. I did three laps just under 28 miles and 3392ft of elevation. A selection of Blue, Red and Black runs. My old body aches.
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No could not find them, only the bottom of one but to be honest I was not looking hard. Next time.Did you try out any of the new lines ? They have ‘natural selection’ trails now which are some official off piste trails
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