Pic of the Day

[Binhill1]

Had mine out aged 19..having just picked up the girlfriend for a night out in Newcastle ..it had been rumbling all day / settled down / severe pain upon picking the young lady up and it was she who insisted we go to the hospital to get things checked out .
After waiting a good while things quietened down again so that I was quite cheery when explaining things to the huge African doctor ..who in turn thought I was just taking the piss ../ wasting his time ( like I didn't have better things to do )
I don't know if you are aware as to how they check out a rumbling Appendix ..(if not then I will leave it as a surprise ) ..but when he checked out mine I'm sure I levitated about 10ft in the air ..was kept in and operated on asap ...
Fun times

Has he big Brown hairy fingers ouch.

 

[The Hodge]

Has he big Brown hairy fingers ouch.

Yes indeed ..but to be fair he did pass my bed a couple of days later with an apology and a marriage proposal

 

[Binhill1]

Yes indeed ..but to be fair he did pass my bed a couple of days later with an apology and a marriage proposal

Had a couple of Clonoscopies ? Know the feeling very well now.

 

[steve_sordy]

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I don't know if you are aware as to how they check out a rumbling Appendix ..(if not then I will leave it as a surprise ) ..but when he checked out mine I'm sure I levitated about 10ft in the air ..was kept in and operated on asap ...
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I was having an endoscopy and the shower hose was almost up to the hand control (I'm sure I could feel her knuckles on my bum cheeks), when she told me to look at the screen and said "say hello to your appendix"! I had no idea that the appendix was accessible from the intestines. Well, not "accessible" as such, there are simpler and more direct methods of access. It was the fact that it was visible from the intestine that surprised me.

 

[RustyMTB]

I'm back lads. They let me out after promising I wouldn't go for a ride tomorrow. I'm also a weight weenie now, 5 grams lighter than last week.

 

[Husky430]

Another sh1ty Autumn day in the Glasshouse Mts...

 

[RustyMTB]

hope it goes well !

Cheers Slym & congrats on getting hitched. Not sure who's got the bigger pain in the side, you or me.

 

[Tubby G]

I was having an endoscopy and the shower hose was almost up to the hand control (I'm sure I could feel her knuckles on my bum cheeks), when she told me to look at the screen and said "say hello to your appendix"! I had no idea that the appendix was accessible from the intestines. Well, not "accessible" as such, there are simpler and more direct methods of access. It was the fact that it was visible from the intestine that surprised me.

Endoscopy is via your throat, the procedure which makes you constantly gag and vomit. Colonoscopy is up your arse

 

[Binhill1]

Endoscopy is via your throat, the procedure which makes you constantly gag and vomit. Colonoscopy is up your arse

If you pay extra you can probably get it put anywhere you want not on NHS though.

 

[The Hodge]

Endoscopy is via your throat, the procedure which makes you constantly gag and vomit. Colonoscopy is up your arse

Saw my mate in the waiting area of the hospital after I'd had my colonoscopy ..he was due to have an Endoscopy ..after he asked what I'd had done ..told him it shouldn't be too long before he was seen ..they were just cleaning the camera ..

 

[steve_sordy]

Endoscopy is via your throat, the procedure which makes you constantly gag and vomit. Colonoscopy is up your arse

That is a very good learning point! I was booked into the Endoscopy Department and I made the assumption that I was having an endoscopy. I hope that they don't use the same instruments!

 

[Binhill1]

We must all be getting old with the direction this thread is taking now.

 

[steve_sordy]

We must all be getting old with the direction this thread is taking now.

Toilet humour is a British staple. It always gets a laugh.

 

[Tubby G]

We must all be getting old with the direction this thread is taking now.

At least we don’t have any photos of the procedures for ‘Pic of the day’

 

[steve_sordy]

At least we don’t have any photos of the procedures for ‘Pic of the day’

If you wanted pictures, you should have said!

 

[The Hodge]

At least we don’t have any photos of the procedures for ‘Pic of the day’

Thankfully ..its enough to be known as hairy arsed bikers ..without the pics to prove it

 

[RustyMTB]

At least we don’t have any photos of the procedures for ‘Pic of the day’

Who needs pictures when there's video?

 

[Tubby G]

Who needs pictures when there's video?

I’m sure ‘The whole of the moon’ soundtrack was intentional

 

[steve_sordy]

I said toilet humour was a British staple!

 

[Binhill1]

Posted old one last Tuesday that's the new one arrived just now.

 

[Hobo Mikey]

I said toilet humour was a British staple!

 

[penguinni]

Bangor, N Ireland just now.

First wee pootle in ages as I brought back a serious and undoubtedly life threatening dose of Man Flu from my trip to London last week. But I persevered, endured and overcame and managed another grand day out in absolutely perfect riding conditions. No sticky buns though as my tummy tums is still a tad delicate.

 

[Jackware]

Bangor, N Ireland just now.

First wee pootle in ages as I brought back a serious and undoubtedly life threatening dose of Man Flu from my trip to London last week. But I persevered, endured and overcame and managed another grand day out in absolutely perfect riding conditions. No sticky buns though as my tummy tums is still a tad delicate.

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Get a grip man, there's no Pic of the Day without your cake stop photos!

 

[Slymobi]

Cheers Slym & congrats on getting hitched. Not sure who's got the bigger pain in the side, you or me.

Cheers back at ya glad your back on it. I think my wallet is feeling the bigger pain right now All trip I was explaining which bike I could have had at each $ we were spending.... Let's just say I would have ended up being able to have my pick of any Emtb and a spare with what we've spent !
That said.... I do get a new tattoo budget which works out around a ¼ of the engagement ring cost but I will take that

 

[penguinni]

Get a grip man, there's no Pic of the Day without your cake stop photos!

Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible

 

[Binhill1]

As Wullie Nelson once sang On the road again . Pics , bad timing for whatever they are digging for usually a free campervan area . The start or finish of the measured mile for testing the speed of new fishing boats built locally. The pet cemetery at Cullen rumour has it Stephen Kings Tarantula is buried here under a pseudonym , woof woof . New motor fitted today after a few Fs and Cs and going well.

 

[Hobo Mikey]

Llandegla this morning, sunny, dry. I did three laps just under 28 miles and 3392ft of elevation. A selection of Blue, Red and Black runs. My old body aches.

 

[Tubby G]

Llandegla this morning, sunny, dry. I did three laps just under 28 miles and 3392ft of elevation. A selection of Blue, Red and Black runs. My old body aches.
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Did you try out any of the new lines ? They have ‘natural selection’ trails now which are some official off piste trails

 

[beanzz]

Llandegla this morning, sunny, dry. I did three laps just under 28 miles and 3392ft of elevation. A selection of Blue, Red and Black runs. My old body aches.
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I love the headtube decal, do you remember where you got it

 

[The EMF]

Llandegla this morning, sunny, dry. I did three laps just under 28 miles and 3392ft of elevation. A selection of Blue, Red and Black runs. My old body aches.
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“Your old body aches”……….you’re alive