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Pigin

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First quick shakedown ride on my new Orbea Wild FS. I will no doubt get round to doing a review. Initial impressions are good. Yes the colour is neon red, or as my mate says “Eh up, Dyno Rods here!” ?

The view is looking towards the Chew Valley and Pots & Pans.
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steve_sordy

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Twat = vagina in Australia . :giggle:
When I was a teenager, the word twat was definitely the slang term for vagina and definitely not to be used in front of my parents, or anybody's parents for that matter! My elder daughter used to play rugby at Uni, and one day she told us how she had twatted one of the opposition. My wife and I were shocked, really shocked! "Twat" was only about one stage less worse than the "C" word (which I still, can't bring myself to type out loud, let alone say it!) I didn't want her telling the same story to her grandma, so I thought I'd better have a word with her. It was nearly as embarrassing as telling her the facts of life. I did that, when aged 12, she asked us during Sunday dinner what an erection was! Her ten year old sister seemed eager for the reply! :D
 

steve_sordy

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And the poor girls only wanted to know about the scaffolding, they've never been the same since ..
HaHa! That was my reply! :ROFLMAO: Great minds think alike!

When she asked the question, she was sat next to me, with my wife sat opposite. I knew from her face that she had nothing, so what I said was: "An erection is a tall structure, usually clad with scaffolding. Why do you ask?" She said that it was just something that came up at school. My wife and I breathed a sigh of relief and the moment passed. But I knew that the subject needed tackling, soon.

The following weekend I had her in the car alone while we went into town. I reminded her of the question and asked if she was still ok with the answer. She visibly shrank back into the seat and said a rather weak "yes thanks". I replied that I didn't think she was and proceeded to tell her what I thought she ought to know. She later told me as an adult that it was simultaneously the most embarrassing and yet most informative ten minutes of her life. I know that I never had to have the same discussion with her younger sister! And I'll bet the back of the bike sheds at her all-girls school the following Monday was a popular place. :ROFLMAO:

To her mortification the definition of an erection came up in my Father-of-the Bride speech! :ROFLMAO:
She still speaks to me.
 

Zimmerframe

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The following weekend I had her in the car alone while we went into town. I reminded her of the question and asked if she was still ok with the answer. She visibly shrank back into the seat and said a rather weak "yes thanks". I replied that I didn't think she was and proceeded to tell her what I thought she ought to know.
God help anyone who ends up car sharing with you on the way to one of your group rides !!!! :oops: :ROFLMAO:
 



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