Yeah it can also be used here for that too..
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You have a special word for Vaginas just when they're in Australia ? What do you call them if they leave or they're on holiday somewhere ?Twat = vagina in Australia .
Ok…I’m easily confused. What’s the subject again? (I was reading bottom to top). ?
Pigin
Well-known member
First quick shakedown ride on my new Orbea Wild FS. I will no doubt get round to doing a review. Initial impressions are good. Yes the colour is neon red, or as my mate says “Eh up, Dyno Rods here!” ?
The view is looking towards the Chew Valley and Pots & Pans.
The view is looking towards the Chew Valley and Pots & Pans.
EebStrider
Well-known member
Neeko DeVinchi
E*POWAH Elite World Champion
Screw it, I'm bored!!
Let's slap a coil on the Enduro ?
Let's slap a coil on the Enduro ?
Aussie twats on holiday .. ?
steve_sordy
Wedding Crasher
When I was a teenager, the word twat was definitely the slang term for vagina and definitely not to be used in front of my parents, or anybody's parents for that matter! My elder daughter used to play rugby at Uni, and one day she told us how she had twatted one of the opposition. My wife and I were shocked, really shocked! "Twat" was only about one stage less worse than the "C" word (which I still, can't bring myself to type out loud, let alone say it!) I didn't want her telling the same story to her grandma, so I thought I'd better have a word with her. It was nearly as embarrassing as telling her the facts of life. I did that, when aged 12, she asked us during Sunday dinner what an erection was! Her ten year old sister seemed eager for the reply!Twat = vagina in Australia .
And the poor girls only wanted to know about the scaffolding, they've never been the same since ..I did that, when aged 12, she asked us during Sunday dinner what an erection was! Her ten year old sister seemed eager for the reply!
steve_sordy
Wedding Crasher
HaHa! That was my reply!
Great minds think alike!When she asked the question, she was sat next to me, with my wife sat opposite. I knew from her face that she had nothing, so what I said was: "An erection is a tall structure, usually clad with scaffolding. Why do you ask?" She said that it was just something that came up at school. My wife and I breathed a sigh of relief and the moment passed. But I knew that the subject needed tackling, soon.
The following weekend I had her in the car alone while we went into town. I reminded her of the question and asked if she was still ok with the answer. She visibly shrank back into the seat and said a rather weak "yes thanks". I replied that I didn't think she was and proceeded to tell her what I thought she ought to know. She later told me as an adult that it was simultaneously the most embarrassing and yet most informative ten minutes of her life. I know that I never had to have the same discussion with her younger sister! And I'll bet the back of the bike sheds at her all-girls school the following Monday was a popular place.
To her mortification the definition of an erection came up in my Father-of-the Bride speech!
She still speaks to me.
God help anyone who ends up car sharing with you on the way to one of your group rides !!!!
steve_sordy
Wedding Crasher
You should be so lucky!God help anyone who ends up car sharing with you on the way to one of your group rides !!!!
Pigin
Well-known member
How old are you Steve? Surely you would be the lucky one ?
steve_sordy
Wedding Crasher
Hey, I don't swing that way!
Nearly didn’t bother. So glad I did. 14 miles loop tonight....
it’s dried out which made a welcome change ??
it’s dried out which made a welcome change ??
Rosemount
E*POWAH Elite
We have many Anglicized names for vagina here in Australia .
Cultural diversity has added a few from languages other than English as well .
Mabman
E*POWAH Elite World Champion
Local trail working
Nice day to be in the woods listening to the birds going off. After that it was time for a ride out to the jetty as seen in the distance from the Walt Giles Memorial Viewpoint taken on the way home.
Nice day to be in the woods listening to the birds going off. After that it was time for a ride out to the jetty as seen in the distance from the Walt Giles Memorial Viewpoint taken on the way home.
etoni
E*POWAH Elite
wallis, great again.
Nice!
So are you happy with your E160 700?
I’m waiting for mine, but it won’t arrive until October, at earliest....
Good effort ..I'll give 6.75 out of 10
please stop ?
Etoni you have such a great Place to ride. I so much want to bike around the areas you post pics of.
EebStrider
Well-known member
He’s an amateur, compared to Zimmer!
Is this pantomime ?
I think @RustyMTB can more than hold his own ! That sounds so wrong now I've written it ? ....
You really should stop putting explosives in their food!
HORSPWR
E*POWAH Master
Me too, looks awesome!
steve_sordy
Wedding Crasher
That last shot of Etoni's looks a bit too close to a perilous looking drop for my taste!
I'd be up on the grass well clear of it.
I'd be up on the grass well clear of it.
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