That is why I had to move to a remote place in south west Wales as he was taking all my hot blonde girlfriends away from me
He's a bit greedy when it comes to putting it about in the hills, you never stood a chance with competition like that ... if you look at close ups on his bike photo's, they're all emblazoned with his Strava monika "The Sperminator" .
Your one statement also answers two other questions .. why you ride so much with @dobbyhasfriends ... and removes any doubt as to who, or rather what, dobby's "Friends" actually are ..