When birds attack
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These are not your mild-mannered super intelligent Pica Pica Magpies.
These are aggressive Australian also super intelligent Gymnorhina tibicen Magpies mistakingly identified as Magpies by early British settlers. It stuck. They're protecting their chicks from Wedgetail Eagles and X-Wing Kenevo's. They recognise & remember human faces for life and are unlikely to swoop people they've befriended even if they're on a bike.
It is in Australia. Not sure about that but they don't like bikes no matter what colour.
It turns out I don't have Magpie herpes (a relief cos the swoopers are all males apparently) & not necessarily severe bird brain but chiropractic mishap victim compounded by Magpie flight into head the next day. Not quite so horrible still freaking painful enough to keep me off my bike for 2 months.
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Magpie herpes!
I refuse to Google to check validity because it’s more fun to believe this is true. Does everything in Australia have herpes? Bears and now birds! What next?!
Does the Magpie have for fornicate in your ear for you to catch it? In which case, full face lid is essential.
I refuse to Google to check validity because it’s more fun to believe this is true. Does everything in Australia have herpes? Bears and now birds! What next?!
Does the Magpie have for fornicate in your ear for you to catch it? In which case, full face lid is essential.
Pdoz
E*POWAH Elite World Champion
Nah, our drop bears have chlamydia, not herpes.
BTW , wepn, I'm pretty sure that magpies consider a friendly human with a helmet on fair game for swooping. We have a multigenerational flock on our property and they're perfectly happy to hang around us with their young . But if we put helmets on during breeding season - satan takes over.
Pdoz
E*POWAH Elite World Champion
The wedge tail eagle comment brought back a memory. We have 2 eagles that regularly feast on our rabbits ( and occasionally our chickens ) . During last swooping season the poor things got stuck in the zone between the magpie nests and the golden eyes territory. Watching a 6 foot bird trying to escape from two seperate armies of vicious swoopers, I almost felt sorry for the wedgie. We haven't list a chicken since!
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Not with my $1.50 helmet accessories I'm pretty sure now. I'd be interested to know if they work for other Magpie admirers like myself.
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Yes. Although I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that retired sportsmen are the most over-represented in that particular cohort.
maynard
E*POWAH Elite World Champion
I was determined to not be scared by a little black and white bird . Seeing as though now I am a fully grown man . And my partner told me to not be a sook . So now I just ignore them confident that my helmet will spare my scalp . Man those birds are smart. They go for your neck and ears . My helmet has scratches in it . Anyways I would like some decent scratches so I can show my girl how hard core I am
Tell this poor bugger magpies are harmless
www.news.com.au
I've been swooped countless times this year, more than ever before. I'm sure people see me getting swooped think I'm a psycho as I get off my bike and throw rocks at the bastards.
Magpie swoops on man and strikes his eyes in bloody attack
A Victorian man has told of the frightening moment a magpie swooped and attacked both his eyes.
www.news.com.au
I've been swooped countless times this year, more than ever before. I'm sure people see me getting swooped think I'm a psycho as I get off my bike and throw rocks at the bastards.
Maybe throw rocks at the birds instead of the people watching ?Though I suppose the magpie could witness your stone throwing attack and decide to join forces with you and see you as an ally instead ?
Magpies are getting the rocks and if people are laughing at me they are getting the rocks too ?
Pdoz
E*POWAH Elite World Champion
I can see a market for a new helmet accessory for the Aussie market
Pdoz
E*POWAH Elite World Champion
And now 2 people have had eye injuries in the same area
www.abc.net.au
Wepn...word has gotten out in the magpie community about your fake eyes.....
Two more people attacked by magpie in spot where man's eye was pierced by bird
Days before Victorian man James Glindemann was seriously injured by a magpie, Jennifer Dyer fell prey to a swooping bird in under virtually identical circumstances.
www.abc.net.au
Wepn...word has gotten out in the magpie community about your fake eyes.....
I didn't realise he'd surgically replaced his eyes ? Does he have inbuilt laser beams now ? or magpie tracking ? I thought I was just going to wear those fancy glasses instead ?And now 2 people have had eye injuries in the same area
Two more people attacked by magpie in spot where man's eye was pierced by bird
Days before Victorian man James Glindemann was seriously injured by a magpie, Jennifer Dyer fell prey to a swooping bird in under virtually identical circumstances.
Wepn...word has gotten out in the magpie community about your fake eyes.....
If they only swoop heads, wouldn't it be easier to just wear a "no head" costume ??
Or even put a bird cage on ? Bird cages were invented thousands of years ago to protect square wheeled cyclists from magpie and pterosaurs attack. They even have a nice little opening flap so the user can still eat and drink without the need to remove their protection.
And now 2 people have had eye injuries in the same area
Two more people attacked by magpie in spot where man's eye was pierced by bird
Days before Victorian man James Glindemann was seriously injured by a magpie, Jennifer Dyer fell prey to a swooping bird in under virtually identical circumstances.
Wepn...word has gotten out in the magpie community about your fake eyes.....
There have been recorded deaths in the past as a result of crashes caused by Magpie attacks......
I love Aussie magpies. They're smart and have a beautiful song. There's just two months of the year I want to go out with a flame thrower.........
Gordon
Pdoz
E*POWAH Elite World Champion
Please don't ....the Americans still have elvis
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It turns out that heavy arsed magpie may have saved my life. The diagnosed concussion was actually a very rare blood cancer, WM. If it wasn't for the magpie, I may have continued on oblivious to passing the 70% bone marrow threshold. As it was presented to me, the more likely scenario was a terrible one, MM. Fortunately it was Wäldenstrom's which is being, so far, successfully treated with monoclonals & immunotherapy.
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Blimey !!! What amazingly great bad news ! ?!?!?!?!??!?! ??? !! ??!
Never stumbled across that before : Waldenström's macroglobulinemia - Wikipedia
One interesting side effect is the increase in penal mass and the advice for frequent relief.
OK, I made that bit up, but lets face it, we all find things like this awkward to talk about .
Great news that you're receiving treatment. Probably too early to get a better idea of long term on it at the moment ?
I would ordinarily advise the purchase of a new emtb to make yourself feel better, but you already have the best one so you're screwed there I'm afraid. It's just a continual trail of good bad news for you today.
Never stumbled across that before : Waldenström's macroglobulinemia - Wikipedia
One interesting side effect is the increase in penal mass and the advice for frequent relief.
OK, I made that bit up, but lets face it, we all find things like this awkward to talk about .
Great news that you're receiving treatment. Probably too early to get a better idea of long term on it at the moment ?
I would ordinarily advise the purchase of a new emtb to make yourself feel better, but you already have the best one so you're screwed there I'm afraid. It's just a continual trail of good bad news for you today.
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Hahaahahahahah ochh it hurts :'D
maynard
E*POWAH Elite World Champion
Swooping season is over . Havent been swooped for over two weeks . There too busy taking care of annoying children to be dickheads
Pdoz
E*POWAH Elite World Champion
For the 2020 , the Aussie bird has a new way to be a pest
( stolen from facebook)
( stolen from facebook)
Rusty
E*POWAH BOSS
Hell, I have always found Aussie birds to be pests.
maynard
E*POWAH Elite World Champion
Feeding cocatoos near your house is like inviting a bunch of bikies over to party . Thay just trash everything.
Pdoz
E*POWAH Elite World Champion
Except when 3/4 young magpies spend their day hassling mum for food outside your bedroom window
Pdoz
E*POWAH Elite World Champion
The rest of the year, we enjoy normal Australian birds outside our window
I'd actually enjoy that - I can imagine how some wouldn't though
and they make more noise
. I love walking under pine trees that have had the cocky treatment.
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