These are not your mild-mannered super intelligent Pica Pica Magpies.Never been attacked by a magpie, arctic terns yes (accidentally walked into their nesting area on a pebble beach and was about halfway through when they started dive bombing me), but never magpies or other birds.
It is in Australia. Not sure about that but they don't like bikes no matter what colour.Is this common? I’ve never heard of it.
Do they prefer some colours to others.
Magpie herpes!
I refuse to Google to check validity because it’s more fun to believe this is true. Does everything in Australia have herpes? Bears and now birds! What next?!
Does the Magpie have for fornicate in your ear for you to catch it? In which case, full face lid is essential.
Not with my $1.50 helmet accessories I'm pretty sure now. I'd be interested to know if they work for other Magpie admirers like myself.put helmets on during breeding season - satan takes over.
Yes. Although I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that retired sportsmen are the most over-represented in that particular cohort.Does everything in Australia have herpes? Bears and now birds! What next?
Maybe throw rocks at the birds instead of the people watching ? Though I suppose the magpie could witness your stone throwing attack and decide to join forces with you and see you as an ally instead ?I'm sure people see me getting swooped think I'm a psycho as I get off my bike and throw rocks at the bastards.
Maybe throw rocks at the birds instead of the people watching ? Though I suppose the magpie could witness your stone throwing attack and decide to join forces with you and see you as an ally instead ?
Magpies are getting the rocks and if people are laughing at me they are getting the rocks too ?
I didn't realise he'd surgically replaced his eyes ? Does he have inbuilt laser beams now ? or magpie tracking ? I thought I was just going to wear those fancy glasses instead ?And now 2 people have had eye injuries in the same area
Two more people attacked by magpie in spot where man's eye was pierced by bird
Days before Victorian man James Glindemann was seriously injured by a magpie, Jennifer Dyer fell prey to a swooping bird in under virtually identical circumstances.www.abc.net.au
Wepn...word has gotten out in the magpie community about your fake eyes.....
And now 2 people have had eye injuries in the same area
Two more people attacked by magpie in spot where man's eye was pierced by bird
Days before Victorian man James Glindemann was seriously injured by a magpie, Jennifer Dyer fell prey to a swooping bird in under virtually identical circumstances.www.abc.net.au
Wepn...word has gotten out in the magpie community about your fake eyes.....
There have been recorded deaths in the past as a result of crashes caused by Magpie attacks......
I love Aussie magpies. They're smart and have a beautiful song. There's just two months of the year I want to go out with a flame thrower.........
Gordon
Hahaahahahahah ochh it hurts :'DOne interesting side effect is the increase in penal mass and the advice for frequent relief.
For the 2020 , the Aussie bird has a new way to be a pest
@Rusty , you're single - you've found ALL birds to be pests !Hell, I have always found Aussie birds to be pests.
In defense of the magpie, and not trying to make light of wepn's injuries - they do have an awesome song
I'd actually enjoy that - I can imagine how some wouldn't thoughExcept when 3/4 young magpies spend their day hassling mum for food outside your bedroom window
and they make more noise . I love walking under pine trees that have had the cocky treatment.Feeding cocatoos near your house is like inviting a bunch of bikies over to party . Thay just trash everything.
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