Hi from Moscow Russia

[Zimmerframe]

недра ?

 

[Zimmerframe]

If you meet a Russian girl. Say:
Chto za dela. - It’s an informal ‘what the heck’ so it’ll catch them off guard
Moya lubimaja tresi zadom - say with a loving smile.

Like I'm going to trust you to teach me what to say to the ladies - in ANY language !!!

I was in Yugoslavia (when it was that) many years ago .. a "Friend" (much to his amusement) taught me some useful words and phrases ..

For several days I skied along saying "Hello" "How are you" to virtually every person I saw ... Only to discover I was telling everyone to "feck off" and "Suck my ..." well, you can guess the rest.

 

[dobbyhasfriends]

Like I'm going to trust you to teach me what to say to the ladies - in ANY language !!!

I was in Yugoslavia (when it was that) many years ago .. a "Friend" (much to his amusement) taught me some useful words and phrases ..

For several days I skied along saying "Hello" "How are you" to virtually every person I saw ... Only to discover I was telling everyone to "feck off" and "Suck my ..." well, you can guess the rest.

yea, like you didnt know...

 

[Megavolt]

That looks like a nice environment.
Is there a 25 kmh limit in your country too ?

Hi !
Thanks.
That's right, we call it all "electric means of personal mobility", electric - scooters, mono wheels, bicycles - 25 km/h limit.

 

[Megavolt]

Megavolt is not Russia.

Russian maybe, but no agenda, other than looking like they are here to talk about bikes (amongst other things!)

Megavolt is more than welcome.

Rob thanks so much for the reply. That's just the way it is.
Found out about this forum after watching your video about the Giant Reign MX. Finished reading all the discussion about it in the post Reign E+ 2022 - EMTB Forums
I really needed information from real users because I work at the representative office of Giant Russia and these models came to us in spring, and I was waiting for mine in the fall of 2021. Now after my riding and forum reviews I have a good idea and it helps in communicating with our customers.
These are hard and challenging times for all of us, let's hope for a better outcome. Peace.
More riding, not politics guys

 

[Megavolt]

it’s established that you like hairy women bro. But it’s not likely the rest of us do. So stop trying to acclimate us to your fetishes.

i feel bad for OP. Not sure how our shit talking translates

@Megavolt
Чувак, ты пользуешься переводчиком?

Yes dude. I use a translator. At school I studied Deutsh, it was in the Soviet Union of the USSR, but it did not lead to anything)))

 

[noffyddink]

Hey man.
I send you my greetings from the table next door

 

[Megavolt]

Hey man.
I send you my greetings from the table next door

Hey bartender, give him a cold one. Cheers

 

[noffyddink]

Your welcome

 

[Morton027]

I will not be deleting my post.
Accommodating Russia/Russians today is like accommodating Nazi Germany during the 1936 Olympics.

If we were all held responsible for the actions of our leadership / countries, then at some point we’d all have been disliked and/or unwelcome. As it is, this is a free forum where we come to discuss, as @Zimmerframe says eboobs ebikes and ebiking, a common interest.

Let’s stick to what we like and enjoy, until Skynet comes along and builds an artificial army to exterminate all of humanity then we can universally hate on that.

 

[Zimmerframe]

Wait. We can still hate on zimmerframe right! I mean it could be for France I suppose because he probably has a funny looking mustache or because he’s just funny looking. But don’t take picking on zimmerframe away for me.

It's ok, you can carry on.

In my mind, everytime you're saying something bad to me, it's probably making a lady happy - because you're not talking to her !

 

[Morton027]

Wait. We can still hate on zimmerframe right! I mean it could be for France I suppose because he probably has a funny looking mustache or because he’s just funny looking. But don’t take picking on zimmerframe away for me.

Did I say Skynet? Oops I meant Skynet and Zimmerframe. They are in league right?

 

[dobbyhasfriends]

Wait. We can still hate on zimmerframe right! I mean it could be for France I suppose because he probably has a funny looking mustache or because he’s just funny looking. But don’t take picking on zimmerframe away for me.

a mustache, a beret shaped crash helmet and he never rides without a string of onions around his neck which is of course clothed with a black and white stripey shirt. he will occasionally fart in your general direction but any more than that he feels as though he is perpetuating racial stereotypes although I did hear that he once surrendered to a group of American hikers and had a white flag handy in the basket on the front of his bike which is also handy for transporting his poodle..

 

[Zimmerframe]

a mustache, a beret shaped crash helmet and he never rides without a string of onions around his neck which is of course clothed with a black and white stripey shirt. he will occasionally fart in your general direction but any more than that he feels as though he is perpetuating racial stereotypes although I did hear that he once surrendered to a group of American hikers and had a white flag handy in the basket on the front of his bike which is also handy for transporting his poodle..

That's OUTRAGEOUS!

It was bambams poodle.

I rescued it because he only had it to walk in parks hoping (somehow) it would make him more attractive to the ladies (or anyone willing to buy him a beer).

 

[dobbyhasfriends]

That's OUTRAGEOUS!

It was bambams poodle.

I rescued it because he only had it to walk in parks hoping (somehow) it would make him more attractive to the ladies (or anyone willing to buy him a beer).

I knew it, he's definitely trying too hard !

 

[Jackware]

A white artistically shaved poodle that zimm shaves himself. Extra artsy shaving in the genital area.

zimm. If you add a dog to your tinder pic it’ll increase your matches by 30%.

Maybe combine the two?

 

[Zimmerframe]

Maybe combine the two?
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That looks perfect, finally a dating site where it's acceptable to pee on someone's car wheel on a first date !

 

[luna87824]

We shouldn't put everyone down in Russia because of Putin, or everyone in the UK because of Boris, and then again everyone in the USA because of Biden!!

 

[ShinySideUp]

Then why, in these unfortunate times in Ukraine, would someone come along, not with a general 'hi, hello, new the the forum', but a provocative "Hi from Moscow Russia".

 

[RustyIron]

Then why, in these unfortunate times in Ukraine, would someone come along, not with a general 'hi, hello, new the the forum', but a provocative "Hi from Moscow Russia".

Lighten up, Francis.

You realize, don't you, that your countrymen were the worst oppressors of people around the globe for hundreds of years... right? Right?

I'm not saying you're a monster... just that maybe you and I aren't much different than the OP. Of the 143 million people in Russia, I'll bet you that there are a few nice ones. I'm willing to give Megavolt the benefit of the doubt and believe that maybe he's one of them. Either way, I want to learn about what kinds of trails they ride over there. And I want to know how they refresh themselves after a ride. Do they have tacos and beer, or do they go straight for the vodka? I need to know. Maybe some day after the politicians quit comparing the size of their schlongs, we'll ride in each other's mountains.

 

[Zimmerframe]

Then why, in these unfortunate times in Ukraine, would someone come along, not with a general 'hi, hello, new the the forum', but a provocative "Hi from Moscow Russia".

You mean he shouldn't have introduced himself like pretty much everyone else does ???

He should have been a bit more stealthy ? So you could accuse him of trying to sneak into the forum without revealing where he was from ?

 

[Megavolt]

Then why, in these unfortunate times in Ukraine, would someone come along, not with a general 'hi, hello, new the the forum', but a provocative "Hi from Moscow Russia".

• Excuse me, but there was no politics in my greeting, and the city of Moscow is not only here, but also in the United States. I don't hate politics, let's not forget that the media is the most dangerous weapon on the planet earth.

 

[Morton027]

You mean he shouldn't have introduced himself like pretty much everyone else does ???

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He should have been a bit more stealthy ? So you could accuse him of trying to sneak into the forum without revealing where he was from ?

Definitely. A good introduction is just Hi. No details, no nothing. Then slowly reveal that you live in a secret underground lair, and are planning world domination. Then…

Edit: I was going to fix the gif, but the above effect is funnier

Maybe we could all introduce ourselves by the worst acts our countries have committed

Hi I’m from the UK, we once colonised half of the World, now we have no PM following a total clown, so that went well

 

[Akiwi]

Maybe we could all introduce ourselves by the worst acts our countries have committed

Hi I’m from the UK, we once colonised half of the World, now we have no PM following a total clown, so that went well

HI, I'm from New Zealand where we stole the land from the native Maoris. Now I'm living in Germany where Hitler used to rule, and a few KM from Dachau Concentration camp!
Come and visit me... I can book you a room!

 

[Megavolt]

Lighten up, Francis.

You realize, don't you, that your countrymen were the worst oppressors of people around the globe for hundreds of years... right? Right?

I'm not saying you're a monster... just that maybe you and I aren't much different than the OP. Of the 143 million people in Russia, I'll bet you that there are a few nice ones. I'm willing to give Megavolt the benefit of the doubt and believe that maybe he's one of them. Either way, I want to learn about what kinds of trails they ride over there. And I want to know how they refresh themselves after a ride. Do they have tacos and beer, or do they go straight for the vodka? I need to know. Maybe some day after the politicians quit comparing the size of their schlongs, we'll ride in each other's mountains.

Yeah sure, we want you to come to our mountains too and we have a great time.

 

[noffyddink]

Then why, in these unfortunate times in Ukraine, would someone come along, not with a general 'hi, hello, new the the forum', but a provocative "Hi from Moscow Russia".

[JokeMode=On]I'll tell you the awful truth, man. And it's not that we have drunken bears with balalaikas everywhere. It's much worse than that. We are, in fact, all clones of Our Great President and we proudly carry his Word into the world![JokeMode=Off]
Seriously, we are beyond politics. Our religion is MTB.
Besides, @Megavolt said it right. The worst weapon is the media that shapes your opinion. And you put it out there, thinking it's really yours.

 

[RustyMTB]

My heritage is Irish. We've been oppressed for centuries. But we finally got our revenge by forcing U2 on the world.

 

[noffyddink]

My heritage is Irish. We've been oppressed for centuries. But we finally got our revenge by forcing U2 on the world.

Oh, dude. Your revenge is truly terrible.
Mission accomplished, respect gained.
I frantically press "F"

 

[BeBiker]

Hey, I'm from Belgium, a totalitarian monarchy with ceremonial democracy.

Our tri-color flag is to celebrate our ancient king Leopold for his Congolese Holocaust, that left more victims than the Nazis did.
Our state media is allowed to talk about this every 5 years, after approval.

Not that the royal family opposed the Nazis, they just gave their population to them, while retreating somewhere in safety and luxuary.

 

[2WheelsNot4]

We shouldn't put everyone down in Russia because of Putin, or everyone in the UK because of Boris, and then again everyone in the USA because of Trump!!

fify

Hi there Moscovite .Thats an incredible country you're from.

Maybe when all this craziness is over I can visit your lovely country. Always been a passion to get to it. I've worked out in Eastern Europe and it's peoples have always been friendly and welcoming.

Not sure about that cheesy beer though.