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Like I'm going to trust you to teach me what to say to the ladies - in ANY language !!!If you meet a Russian girl. Say:
Chto za dela. - It’s an informal ‘what the heck’ so it’ll catch them off guard
Moya lubimaja tresi zadom - say with a loving smile.
yea, like you didnt know...Like I'm going to trust you to teach me what to say to the ladies - in ANY language !!!
I was in Yugoslavia (when it was that) many years ago .. a "Friend" (much to his amusement) taught me some useful words and phrases ..
For several days I skied along saying "Hello" "How are you" to virtually every person I saw ... Only to discover I was telling everyone to "feck off" and "Suck my ..." well, you can guess the rest.
Rob thanks so much for the reply. That's just the way it is.Megavolt is not Russia.
Russian maybe, but no agenda, other than looking like they are here to talk about bikes (amongst other things!)
Megavolt is more than welcome.
Yes dude. I use a translator. At school I studied Deutsh, it was in the Soviet Union of the USSR, but it did not lead to anything)))it’s established that you like hairy women bro. But it’s not likely the rest of us do. So stop trying to acclimate us to your fetishes.
i feel bad for OP. Not sure how our shit talking translates
@Megavolt
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Hey man.
I will not be deleting my post.
Accommodating Russia/Russians today is like accommodating Nazi Germany during the 1936 Olympics.
It's ok, you can carry on.Wait. We can still hate on zimmerframe right! I mean it could be for France I suppose because he probably has a funny looking mustache or because he’s just funny looking. But don’t take picking on zimmerframe away for me.
Wait. We can still hate on zimmerframe right! I mean it could be for France I suppose because he probably has a funny looking mustache or because he’s just funny looking. But don’t take picking on zimmerframe away for me.
a mustache, a beret shaped crash helmet and he never rides without a string of onions around his neck which is of course clothed with a black and white stripey shirt. he will occasionally fart in your general direction but any more than that he feels as though he is perpetuating racial stereotypes although I did hear that he once surrendered to a group of American hikers and had a white flag handy in the basket on the front of his bike which is also handy for transporting his poodle..Wait. We can still hate on zimmerframe right! I mean it could be for France I suppose because he probably has a funny looking mustache or because he’s just funny looking. But don’t take picking on zimmerframe away for me.
That's OUTRAGEOUS!a mustache, a beret shaped crash helmet and he never rides without a string of onions around his neck which is of course clothed with a black and white stripey shirt. he will occasionally fart in your general direction but any more than that he feels as though he is perpetuating racial stereotypes although I did hear that he once surrendered to a group of American hikers and had a white flag handy in the basket on the front of his bike which is also handy for transporting his poodle..
I knew it, he's definitely trying too hard !That's OUTRAGEOUS!
It was bambams poodle.
I rescued it because he only had it to walk in parks hoping (somehow) it would make him more attractive to the ladies (or anyone willing to buy him a beer).
Maybe combine the two?A white artistically shaved poodle that zimm shaves himself. Extra artsy shaving in the genital area.
zimm. If you add a dog to your tinder pic it’ll increase your matches by 30%.
That looks perfect, finally a dating site where it's acceptable to pee on someone's car wheel on a first date !Maybe combine the two?
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Then why, in these unfortunate times in Ukraine, would someone come along, not with a general 'hi, hello, new the the forum', but a provocative "Hi from Moscow Russia".
You mean he shouldn't have introduced himself like pretty much everyone else does ???Then why, in these unfortunate times in Ukraine, would someone come along, not with a general 'hi, hello, new the the forum', but a provocative "Hi from Moscow Russia".
Then why, in these unfortunate times in Ukraine, would someone come along, not with a general 'hi, hello, new the the forum', but a provocative "Hi from Moscow Russia".
You mean he shouldn't have introduced himself like pretty much everyone else does ???
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He should have been a bit more stealthy ? So you could accuse him of trying to sneak into the forum without revealing where he was from ?
HI, I'm from New Zealand where we stole the land from the native Maoris. Now I'm living in Germany where Hitler used to rule, and a few KM from Dachau Concentration camp!Maybe we could all introduce ourselves by the worst acts our countries have committed
Hi I’m from the UK, we once colonised half of the World, now we have no PM following a total clown, so that went well
Yeah sure, we want you to come to our mountains too and we have a great time.Lighten up, Francis.
You realize, don't you, that your countrymen were the worst oppressors of people around the globe for hundreds of years... right? Right?
I'm not saying you're a monster... just that maybe you and I aren't much different than the OP. Of the 143 million people in Russia, I'll bet you that there are a few nice ones. I'm willing to give Megavolt the benefit of the doubt and believe that maybe he's one of them. Either way, I want to learn about what kinds of trails they ride over there. And I want to know how they refresh themselves after a ride. Do they have tacos and beer, or do they go straight for the vodka? I need to know. Maybe some day after the politicians quit comparing the size of their schlongs, we'll ride in each other's mountains.
[JokeMode=On]I'll tell you the awful truth, man. And it's not that we have drunken bears with balalaikas everywhere. It's much worse than that. We are, in fact, all clones of Our Great President and we proudly carry his Word into the world![JokeMode=Off]Then why, in these unfortunate times in Ukraine, would someone come along, not with a general 'hi, hello, new the the forum', but a provocative "Hi from Moscow Russia".
Oh, dude. Your revenge is truly terrible.My heritage is Irish. We've been oppressed for centuries. But we finally got our revenge by forcing U2 on the world.
We shouldn't put everyone down in Russia because of Putin, or everyone in the UK because of Boris, and then again everyone in the USA because of Trump!!
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