Flat Pedals .. recommendations for Muppet MTBing

[Zimmerframe]

Every poll has to have that question,

Am I right in thinking that there's a 90% chance the next Australian Prime Minister will be a bottle of Milk ??

Mail order - it did negate to mention "The pedals have previously been used to clean someones rectum". But I figured they were pedals and they'd be covered in sh1t one way or another anyway in ten minutes time.

I've just changed tyres, I don't need to park to Mud wrestle !

Two Udders - BAD .. ok, got that bit ..

 

[outerlimits]

Am I right in thinking that there's a 90% chance the next Australian Prime Minister will be a bottle of Milk ??

Mail order - it did negate to mention "The pedals have previously been used to clean someones rectum". But I figured they were pedals and they'd be covered in sh1t one way or another anyway in ten minutes time.

I've just changed tyres, I don't need to park to Mud wrestle !

Two Udders - BAD .. ok, got that bit ..

Milk does not come in bottles anymore. See, I knew you’d be no good as a dairy farmer.
I bet the pedals are not the only thing you’ve got via mail order with shit on it. I assume you’re also into beading, perhaps beading and wrestling all at the same time. Tho given your self proclaimed lack of coordination on a bike, I doubt that to be true. ?‍

 

[Beanz23!]

Nukeproof Neutron - Great pedals for a great price

 

[Zimmerframe]

Nukeproof Neutron - Great pedals for a great price

Damn .. they are cheap £25 from Chain Reaction and 699 reviews !! and 13 different colours ..

Nukeproof Neutron EVO (Electron EVO) Flat Pedals | Chain Reaction Cycles

 

[Pdoz]

Am I right in thinking that there's a 90% chance the next Australian Prime Minister will be a bottle of Milk ??
..

Bottle? We export 75% of our milk to China in dehydrated form - huge bags of white fluffy stuff sold my multinationals to the chinese. Sounds like most of our options

 

[Zimmerframe]

I assume you’re also into beading, perhaps beading and wrestling all at the same time. Tho given your self proclaimed lack of coordination on a bike, I doubt that to be true. ?‍

What in gods name is beading ?! I can only guess this does not involve threading beads on a string .. there's no way I'm searching for that. My next guess is that "Beading" and "Rapid Cavity Air Loss" would results in something known by "beaders" as a "Shotgun Blast" ?? Just don't answer.

Milk does not come in bottles anymore. See, I knew you’d be no good as a dairy farmer.

I thought Dairy Milk came in a cow ? Don't tell me everyone in Australia has a cow in a cupboard piped straight into their coffee frother ?

Don't forget your other options : sheep, goats, yaks, water buffalo, horses, reindeer and camels.

Or are we talking none mammal ? such as almond milk, coconut milk, rice milk, and soy milk, milk of magnesia, milk of bismuth, Latex ? Why do you have to make everything so complicated

You still haven't said what "real milk" is ?

 

[outerlimits]

You still haven't said what "real milk" is ?

Click on this Real milk, and all will be revealed

 

[Zimmerframe]

Everything makes sense now ...

Well .. Real Milk things anyway ....

 

[Shinn]

I've read this entire thread, started off seemingly in the right direction and took an odd very uncomfortable turn somewhere around the 4th page. Didn't stop me from reading the rest though.

If someone decides to do some research on beading I suggest you avoid google images....I was wrong in thinking it was some sort of crafty necklace/bracelet making technique.

 

[Shinn]

Yeah, that zimmerframe is a real character. Any thread he’s apart of usually takes a weird turn and if there are pictures you usually Don’t want to see them and NEVER, I mean NEVER click any link he PMs you. Sigh....that guy.

kinda like when one the shop guys at work comes up to me with their phone and says "take a look at this" Things one can never un-see...

 

[Zimmerframe]

Somehow, the Raceface Chesters have survived 18 months of Muppeting !! Fortunately they've only been used carefully on fire roads and have never touched anything other than the odd blade of grass and the occasional flower petal.

Once in a while they get an annoying click or creak so now I just always (rightly or wrongly) squirt a splodge of teflon/ptfe in the joint every couple of weeks and that stops it.

#muppetabuse

 

[Nicho]

 

[Doomanic]

Do you ride on linishing belts a lot?

 

[Planckus]

BBB Collride platform - cheap (40 GDP I think), and sturdy as hell!

BBB Cycling - CoolRide

Get the best grip you can imagine. The CoolRide is made for grip, heavy duty work and great comfort. Due to the big platform and the little spikes in the aluminium frame your feet will never slip off to avoid uncool situations. Get a cool ride, get the CoolRide.

bbbcycling.com