First emtb at 59.

[steve_sordy]

With fingernails like that I'm pleased it wasn't you!
Sorry about your wife's pain though, she sounds like an absolute treasure.

 

[Stihldog]

With fingernails like that I'm pleased it wasn't you!
Sorry about your wife's pain though, she sounds like an absolute treasure.

She didn’t shed a tear …wanted to go back to sleep . wtf …I said “No Friggen Way” …”We’re going for a ride to the ER.”

Had to put my foot down on that one …and remove her garlic clove necklace.

 

[RustyIron]

Holy smokes! Tell that girl to get the hell away if she tries to give you a prostate exam. I'm glad she's gonna be ok. Even more disturbing than the dislocated finger is the mathematics. This thread is from five years ago. You were 59 then. If my calculations are correct, that makes you... OLD. You've been up all night at the hospital. Maybe you should go take a nap. Old guys need their rest.

 

[Stihldog]

Holy smokes! Tell that girl to get the hell away if she tries to give you a prostate exam. I'm glad she's gonna be ok. Even more disturbing than the dislocated finger is the mathematics. This thread is from five years ago. You were 59 then. If my calculations are correct, that makes you... OLD. You've been up all night at the hospital. Maybe you should go take a nap. Old guys need their rest.

It’s okay …I had a nap while driving to the ER. And another one while driving home.

 

[Paulquattro]

Whoa . It’s been 5+ years since I stumbled in here. I never would’ve seen this old thread if I hadn’t been sitting in the Emergency Ward at the Hospital at 2:30am. Look away if you’re a little squeamish.…and I apologize for being somewhat off topic.


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My wife’s little finger after she fell outta bed. I sleep like a vampire and she sleeps like a marathon runner. I heard the clunk and awoke immediately. Looked like a dislocation …but could’ve been broken.

During the wait in the ER I decided on a little “Flashback Time “ on the eMTB Forum. She’s a real trooper btw. No freezing and the Doctor just popped it back in place …to both our relief.

But I got to surf the “Pic-of-the-Day” thread and learned a few fix-it things.
Apparently I’m not a Newbie anymore.

Ouch