Should Zimmerframe do it ?

[JohnJohn]

I don't think anyone here is going to question your appointment as Producer !

Might I suggest a second format for after the watershed with a slightly longer format

Firm Tits
Beer
Tits on Trampolines
Crash
And everyone's all time favourite to finish to show Soapy Wet Tits.

Welcome aboard "Hancill & Gretle Productions"

Your first job will be producing the Rob's new,new channel "E- Crumbs" where he reveals up and coming e-bike news.

Speaking from my newly appointed position as ( cough ,cough) producer.
I think your revised format as too much emphasis on tits. I like the FIRM tit idea and would include it going forward. However, remember, YOU are the star of the show !! And too many tits would be confusing ?? All in jest mate ??

 

[Zimmerframe]

Speaking from my newly appointed position as ( cough ,cough) producer.
I think your revised format as too much emphasis on tits. I like the FIRM tit idea and would include it going forward. However, remember, YOU are the star of the show !! And too many tits would be confusing ?? All in jest mate ??

I thought myself and the guest of the week were the tits ?

How about Celebrity OTB ... ?

 

[JohnJohn]

I thought myself and the guest of the week were the tits ?

How about Celebrity OTB ... ?

Well if its Hasselhoff ... that would be worth clicks !

 

[Pdoz]

I'm impressed with the forum's focused advertising .. I bet everyone else has scantily clad ladies, nice beers, bike accessories, Kentucky fried chicken ...

View attachment 20072

thanks to you we all have pics of scantilly clad 80 year olds removing their dentures suggestively

 

[YrianX]

I had to go for the milk option Mate... But I did think you dealt in Horses, not Cows Zim?

Anyhow, a You tube channel displaying all your Mobility scooters (AKA Neutered Kenevo) Would be cool

 

[YrianX]

And Mobility Scooter accessories reviews from the French Meadows of course...

 

[YrianX]

Oh and You featuring Gary? Ohhh yeah I can already hear the theme tune.... Zim & Gary, Zim & Gary, It's gonna be absolutely slim & Scary....

 

[YrianX]

Well if its Hasselhoff ... that would be worth clicks !

Noooooo... Save the Hoff!!!!!

 

[outerlimits]

Sadly i had to choose only one of the many valid options But yes! Plus eye candy!

Damn I couldn’t choose more than one!!!

I had the same problem .. It was like when you're voting for something political - the actual thing you want is never listed as an option "I want milk that tastes like milk AND he's a twat" for instance - the rest are all compromises.

News just in
Not only can you now change your vote, you can also choose more than one option.

But really, what we all should be asking is. When will this channel launch and what will it be called ?

 

[Mad Mark]

How about “NO TIME TO RIDE” ( more post’s than Royal Mail )

 

[Zimmerframe]

How about “NO TIME TO RIDE” ( more post’s than Royal Mail )

I'm not sure if "No time to ride" is the answer to the latest advert I've received ..

Ladies .. it's easy ... "Don't say no to the new BIKE !"

 

[wepn]

She's a Specialized lady for sure.

 

[Zimmerframe]

I was just checking the rules .. I thought there might be one that says something like "Any idea, show, production,product which is created or derived via discussion on the forum, must include the word "ROB" in it's name ..

It doesn't so it's open season on show names !

But I did see this. Probably showing a lack of knowledge now but in the rules which @Rob Hancill has so perfectly crafted ... this one confuses me :

Post Inappropriate Content
Do not post images that contain nudity or pornography. Examples include, but are not limited to, pornographic images, videos or games, pornographic cartoons and nudity. Do not post close up of breasts, buttocks or crothes, see through clothing or lingerie or strategically covered nudity.

So, "Crothes" ... what the hell are they and why can't I find any pictures of them ? Is this slang for general crotchless riding apparel ? Who uses crotchless riding apparel ? .. time for @outerlimits to run a new poll ?

On the bright side, as the average forum age is 97, "close up" means anything less than 30 cm away, so you're pretty much ok to post breasts & buttocks unless they're macro images.

 

[Dax]

Post Inappropriate Content
Do not post images that contain nudity or pornography. Examples include, but are not limited to, pornographic images, videos or games, pornographic cartoons and nudity. Do not post close up of breasts, buttocks or crothes, see through clothing or lingerie or strategically covered nudity.

Damnit, there goes the @Doomanic Gone Wild thread

 

[outerlimits]

I was just checking the rules .. I thought there might be one that says something like "Any idea, show, production,product which is created or derived via discussion on the forum, must include the word "ROB" in it's name ..

It doesn't so it's open season on show names !

But I did see this. Probably showing a lack of knowledge now but in the rules which @Rob Hancill has so perfectly crafted ... this one confuses me :

Post Inappropriate Content
Do not post images that contain nudity or pornography. Examples include, but are not limited to, pornographic images, videos or games, pornographic cartoons and nudity. Do not post close up of breasts, buttocks or crothes, see through clothing or lingerie or strategically covered nudity.

So, "Crothes" ... what the hell are they and why can't I find any pictures of them ? Is this slang for general crotchless riding apparel ? Who uses crotchless riding apparel ? .. time for @outerlimits to run a new poll ?

On the bright side, as the average forum age is 97, "close up" means anything less than 30 cm away, so you're pretty much ok to post breasts & buttocks unless they're macro images.

Let me edumicate you there young Zimmersnapper. When you say Clothes with an Asian accent it’s “crothes”.
I am not sure why we are not supposed to post pictures of clothes, or is it just no Asian Clothes. Or perhaps he’s referring to Asian’s with no clothes. I unsure at this stage, and it is confusing as a lot of Clothes come from Asia. I think if we stick with pics of bikes we’ll all be fine. ?‍

 

[Zimmerframe]

Let me edumicate you there young Zimmersnapper. When you say Clothes with an Asian accent it’s “crothes”.
I am not sure why we are not supposed to post pictures of clothes, or is it just no Asian Clothes. Or perhaps he’s referring to Asian’s with no clothes. I unsure at this stage, and it is confusing as a lot of Clothes come from Asia. I think if we stick with pics of bikes we’ll all be fine. ?‍

So you're saying that Rob's cleverly catered to the international community by using phonetics to make the rules understandable to anyone in any language ? Clever !

I think it needs some clarification though .. you can't ban clothes and then also ban nudity .. Where does that leave you ?

If your theory is taken to it's ultimate conclusion, then he's purposefully included a loophole that bans asian clothes, so potentially approves of asian nudity ?

 

[Zimmerframe]

Post Inappropriate Content
Do not post images that contain nudity or pornography. Examples include, but are not limited to, pornographic images, videos or games, pornographic cartoons and nudity. Do not post close up of breasts, buttocks or crothes, see through clothing or lingerie or strategically covered nudity.

Ok .. lets see if the forum auto rule bot erases my virtual existence ..

SEE THROUGH CLOTHING - TEST 1 ...

 

[Pdoz]

Relax zimerfans, she's already bleached the cartoons from her tshirt

 

[YrianX]

OK, this just turned into a great day....

A good laugh prolongs your life as they say so thanks for the good deeds Zim & co. I'll live at least a decade longer for sure now.

 

[Doomanic]

Don’t all clothes “strategically cover nudity”?

 

[Mad Mark]

I think Rob is alright about female nudity on his forum, it’s just male rider’s in lycra that none of us want to see on the channel ?

 

[Zimmerframe]

Don’t all clothes “strategically cover nudity”?

It just seems more and more like Rob's legislating towards more nudity ?

I think Rob is alright about female nudity on his forum, it’s just male rider’s in lycra that none of us want to see on the channel ?

I think you've got this sussed, here's a blatant display of buttockality, yet with no Lycra - it's considered acceptable !

Specialized Mtn Bandit tool holder on a Large Levo - EMTB Forums

 

[Trail-Niels]

I'm not sure if "No time to ride" is the answer to the latest advert I've received ..

View attachment 20154

Ladies .. it's easy ... "Don't say no to the new BIKE !"

Are you non-binary @Zimmerframe or just very interested in female targeted stuff on the web - it seems like the cookies goes that way

 

[Trail-Niels]

I think Rob is alright about female nudity on his forum, it’s just male rider’s in lycra that none of us want to see on the channel ?

Don't go there - male riders in lycra... we definitely don't want to see that

 

[Zimmerframe]

Are you non-binary @Zimmerframe or just very interested in female targeted stuff on the web - it seems like the cookies goes that way

You do one little search for "Doomanic naked on a Mountain Bike" and google decides I'm a desperate woman ! What's it about !!!

 

[Trail-Niels]

You do one little search for "Doomanic naked on a Mountain Bike" and google decides I'm a desperate woman ! What's it about !!!

One little search tsk tsk - I guess it was more than one little search

 

[Zimmerframe]

One little search tsk tsk - I guess it was more than one little search

Well .... I heard he was hot ! or was that just because he was on holiday ?

 

[Doomanic]

Are you non-binary @Zimmerframe or just very interested in female targeted stuff on the web - it seems like the cookies goes that way

You do one little search for "Doomanic naked on a Mountain Bike" and google decides I'm a desperate woman ! What's it about !!!

You should’ve just asked me directly.