Remove all adverts from the forum for £5 a year

[Rob Rides EMTB]

This site relies on adverts to help fund it.

Adverts are annoying, but without them I couldn’t do it.

If you’d like to remove them, it’s a fiver for a year. This will automatically upgrade your account to ‘Subscriber’ status.

https://www.emtbforums.com/community/account/upgrades

Anyone who is a Patreon of mine will have this already, but this is a cheaper alternative (without access to early YT vids).

Cheers!
Rob.

 

[Rob Rides EMTB]

? Thanks - a few already

 

[Zimmerframe]

It's a shame for all that money You don't get to customise what the "subscriber" tag says,

I'm taking it negatively .. I'd prefer something positive , like "Upscriber" .. or "Tight Arse".

"A scribe is a term for someone employed to make written copies of documents."

So a sub scriber, makes me feel that I'm lower than that .. (which is probably quite accurate).

 

[tedturbine]

Nice, top scribed

 

[GrahamPaul]

Damn! There's only 6.02€ in my PayPal account which, given PayPal's rubbish rate, is less than a fiver

I'll have to scratch around and see if can find some spare PayPal pennies down the back of the sofa...

 

[PsiLoCybia]

Subscribed

 

[118]

So a sub scriber, makes me feel that I'm lower than that ..

sub servient?
sub conscious?
sub liminal?

 

[Zimmerframe]

sub servient?
sub conscious?
sub liminal?

Sub human ? ?

 

[Beekeeper]

My Bosch Bearings don’t like the word ‘Submerged’ ?

 

[Welshman]

This site relies on adverts to help fund it.

Adverts are annoying, but without them I couldn’t do it.

If you’d like to remove them, it’s a fiver for a year. This will automatically upgrade your account to ‘Subscriber’ status.

https://www.emtbforums.com/community/account/upgrades

Anyone who is a Patreon of mine will have this already, but this is a cheaper alternative (without access to early YT vids).

Cheers!
Rob.

just done it Rob

 

[highpeakrider]

Done, I dont like the old method and to many people slagged off people that didn’t do it, the site needs a large base to indicate to manufactures that you have a large enough user base to warrant the invite to product launches and bike loans.

 

[Webike]

50 cents a month to avoid annoyance? Sign me up! If only ROBO CALLS could be eliminated this easily...and perhaps the neighbors barking dog.

 

[stiv674]

Nice one

All forums should have this option, bloody adverts!

 

[118]

Where do I find these adverts?

 

[Rob Rides EMTB]

Just a note to say thanks to the recent subscribers

 

[Mike Hampson]

Subscribed ?

 

[Rob Rides EMTB]

Had a few folks asking about this. Bumping to the top!

 

[miPbiP]

done.

 

[Giff]

This site relies on adverts to help fund it.

Adverts are annoying, but without them I couldn’t do it.

If you’d like to remove them, it’s a fiver for a year. This will automatically upgrade your account to ‘Subscriber’ status.

https://www.emtbforums.com/community/account/upgrades

Anyone who is a Patreon of mine will have this already, but this is a cheaper alternative (without access to early YT vids).

Cheers!
Rob.

......but surprising how many Ads are informative in telling you whats out there...obviously bias but you have a choice. G.

 

[p3eps]

Didn’t even know I could do this! Good bye ads!

 

[kombos]

Didn’t even know I could do this! Good bye ads!

Me either......now subscribed

 

[lmartins]

Just noticed this option. Instant buy. Ads were getting pretty obnoxious.

 

[RCDallas]

50 cents a month to avoid annoyance? Sign me up! If only ROBO CALLS could be eliminated this easily...and perhaps the neighbors barking dog.

I'll gladly pay twice that a month to silence the neighbors damn dog! I know it's not the dogs fault that the owner doesn't take the time to properly socialize it but come on...shut the hell up already! Don't get any ROBO calls myself so lucky there.

As for the advertisements...don't really mind them at this point because my VPN eliminates 99% of them.

 

[Zimmerframe]

Finally worked out why half the links in posts weren't working properly on the site, still had my add blocker running .. doh.

 

[highpeakrider]

Do we also get our names on the side of the van? ??

 

[Zimmerframe]

Do we also get our names on the side of the van? ??

We're there already if you look closely - all on that tiny microdot above the front wheel.

 

[outerlimits]

???

 

[Zimmerframe]

This might all be funded in the future by the new billion dollar company HHP - "Hancill Haircare Products".

With time on their hands, Mrs and Mrs H have jointly been developing the revolutionary new helmet friendly hair gel "Helmetica" - incorporating "Spring Back" (tm).

From the HHP website :

Created from personal need, our revolutionary new eco friendly hair care product keeps helmet users looking good - helmet on and helmet off. Your hair will look just as good after you remove your helmet as it did before. Aimed at Cyclists, Firefighters, Astronauts, Porn stars, Racing Drivers, Deep Sea Divers, Motorcyclists, Image Conscious Riot Police. You wear a helmet, we've got you covered.

HHP are also pleased to announce the development of "No Shine" - no need for a sweaty looking dome if you're follicly challenged.

 

[Zimmerframe]

Looks like they've updated the site from some pre-production testing :

From the HHP Customer endorsement Section :

"I've always hated wasting so much good champagne just to get my hair right after a race, Helmetica GRACIAS ! , Alonso"

"Rob, we can't thank you enough, as a professional actor I take pride in keeping things up and in the right place. Helmetica saves us hours each day in hair and makeup between scenes, meaning we can normally knock off early after a hard day. Eternally grateful, Big Bob"

"Guys, you have been lifesavers, or certainly sight savers. Following an unfortunate incident last year of snow blindness for an assistant director, the HSE insisted all the close up crew wear shades when on set. After a thorough 72 hour on-site HSE review with me liberally applying "No Shine" to my glutes before filming, they've removed the restrictions and everyone's a lot happier. Rogering Roger"

 

[Jamy]

I havent noticed any adverts on the site. My adblocker must be stopping them