Police hunt for e-bike artist drawing 'explicit images' on the pavement

[routrax]

Police hunt for e-bike artist drawing 'explicit images' on the pavement; How to get your bike, money and left shoe robbed; Jeremy Vine writes Spectator article claiming cycling is right-wing; Fair Fuel UK get a lesson in polling + more on the live bl

It's Tuesday and Dan Alexander is in the saddle for another day on the live blog

road.cc

 

[Mabman]

Schwalbe should sponsor that guy

 

[GrandPaBrogan]

Well, at least the Aussie police know that it can't be anyone of us.

If our eEBs were dogs, our 'walk-mode' feature wouldn't be good enough to scratch itchy bums on the pavement... let alone draw something explicit.

(Although... Rob's Chinese bike build with that new Bafang motor might be able to do it! )

 

[Zimmerframe]

I'm just seeing a cartoon elephant .. two big floppy ears and a trunk ? He's obviously a wildlife fan and should be encouraged to continue..

 

[GrandPaBrogan]

I'm just seeing a cartoon elephant .. two big floppy ears and a trunk ?

View attachment 47283

You’re confusing this with one of your past psychiatric ink blot sessions. You have to let go of that ‘elephant’ in your life and set yourself free once and for all...

Remember, you love horses now... horses... no more elephants... we talked about this...

 

[GrandPaBrogan]

You’re from New Zealand. Isn’t that walking distance from Australia? I thought y’all are
Packed up there to the east of Canada. That’s why y’all talk the same.

You shouldn’t believe everything @Zimmerframe ’s sister tells you...

 

[Zimmerframe]

You have to let go of that ‘elephant’ in your life and set yourself free once and for all...

Elephant ?

 

[steve_sordy]

I can see why Lions sit down when a pack wild dogs are having a go at them!

 

[steve_sordy]

So

Sound nothing alike.

Ohhhhhh yes you do! (It is pantomime season after all)
Like English, but not!

 

[GrandPaBrogan]

Ohhhhhh yes you do! (It is pantomime season after all)
Like English, but not!

Oh no we don’t!

An Aussie, a Kiwi, an American, a Canadian and a Pom walked in to a bar and each wanted to order 6 beers.

It’s anyone’s guess who said what...
Seeks Sucks Sex Socks Psyches ?

 

[steve_sordy]

OK, I agree. My younger brother and his family moved to OZ 15 years ago. He still speaks like a proper Yorkshire lad, his two sons (25 & 23) speak proper 'Strine, which I struggle to follow, especially when they've had a few tinnies. But they can both switch to proper Yorkshire when speaking to their grandmother! I suppose that is what the Ozzies call being bi-lingual!

 

[GrandPaBrogan]

The accent is heaps different, but the slang is yet another different layer in the down-under cake...

 

[Pdoz]

openly kiwi - g'day is a sheared word

 

[Mabman]

I work

I work With a kiwi, everything is choice bro... Good fella

Wouldn't be one of these two would it?