New year resolutions

[Hobo Mikey]

Anybody willing to commit to New Years resolutions. Mine is to get fitter and get out on my bike more.

 

[#lazy]

Boring ..........mine is to shout at everyone I see in a shop who’s NOT wearing a face mask ?
My punch count starts Saturday ?

 

[maynard]

Turn the motor off more .

 

[maynard]

Don't waste any more money on the one I have .

 

[Zimmerframe]

Mine is to get fitter and get out on my bike more.

Mine is to get fatter and get more bikes.

 

[SquireRides]

Have a good time, all of the time.

 

[CodyDog]

Ride more.

 

[steve_sordy]

Spend more money.

 

[Hobo Mikey]

Not get Covid.

 

[St4nley]

Anybody willing to commit to New Years resolutions. Mine is to get fitter and get out on my bike more.

Same as last year then ? How did that go??

 

[The Hodge]

Not get Covid.

Seriously ..unless you lock yourself away ..thats just a bloody lottery ..but I wish you luck on that front ..

 

[mak]

Win the lottery is my 1st one, followed buy actually throwing the bike in the van and venturing to some epic trails instead of just riding out from the front door.
Actually i will change the 2nd one to trying to stay alive for another year. Yes the lottery comes 1st lol. What a year that would be even though possibly short

 

[RustyMTB]

Ride more, crash less.

 

[Zimmerframe]

Ride more, crash less.

You're going roadie ??

 

[RustyMTB]

Curly bars? Good lord, no.

 

[Zimmerframe]

Curly bars? Good lord, no.

But without spending more money, you could make so many things match ?

 

[Jimbo Vills]

Mine is:
to find a new 20 something wife
make lots of money
Have a BBQ with zimmerframe
Maybe be less of an asshole!?!? But let’s be real

well at least the bbq sounds nice ?

 

[Beekeeper]

To destroy a few motors so I can feel part of the forum ?

 

[Zimmerframe]

2. to find a new 20 something wife

If you go for a French wife and use that system you'll have far more options. They count weirdly sometimes, so 80 is said as "Four 20's" , 90 is "Four 20's and 10" .. So basically, straight away, you'd have all the women from 80-99 also available to you as they'd all be in their 20's !

 

[maynard]

Mine is:
1. Have a BBQ with zimmerframe
2. to find a new 20 something wife
3. make lots of money
Meh- Maybe be less of an asshole!?!? But let’s be real

Shit- edit #1 based on Man rule #42. Bros before hoes.

Nah Hoes before bros man .
I'd rather be cruising the highway getting a blow job from a lady than one of my bros .

 

[maynard]

Or a hand job will do .

 

[paul-g]

Mine is to get fatter and get more bikes.

really zimm

 

[paul-g]

I’ll just start going to nursing homes. No teeth ?

 

[Zimmerframe]

really zimm
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Loads of scope for expansion there ! The Cankles don't reach the toes. Plenty of room for buttock expansion - which can also be helped with either a wider rear axle or smaller wheels. Not to mention those handlebars which appear to have an adjustable stem to allow for forward growth !

 

[Zimmerframe]

I'd rather be cruising the highway getting a blow job from a lady than one of my bros .

Or a hand job will do .

As an equal opportunities forum, I'm guessing you're saying it doesn't matter if it's a bro or one of your lady's when it comes to hand jobs ?