Name your Porn Shop

[Zimmerframe]

I found myself dusting a large metal male chicken earlier ...

It came to me what a great name for a rural/village porn shop "The Dusty Cock" would be .. complete with feathered logo obviously !

In the interest of lockdown stupidty ... name your porn shop !

 

[Monkey Dog]

Mine wouldn't be a shop, but a pub in a village, in a county.
Cockwell Inn,
Tillet,
Herts.

An old one I know, but younguns wouldn't have heard it before.

 

[steve_sordy]

Small correction, the pub was called "The Cockwell Inn"

The proprietor was Mary Likes.

 

[Monkey Dog]

Small correction, the pub was called "The Cockwell Inn"

The proprietor was Mary Likes.

Yes you're right, it's a long time ago. I knew there was something else, but couldn't recall.

 

[R120]

The Hugh Janus Speciality Store

 

[steve_sordy]

Batteries Not Included?

Ingle Nooky?

Bring back the tobacconists, they had "old shag", "Hand rubbed shag", virgin flake" All sorts of stuff.

A long, long time ago, in a city far, far away.......
When I was 11 and my senior school was in the big city, my mates and I were engrossed in the Surgical Appliance store. It was strategically placed next to the Windsor Baths, just up from the Gaumont Theatre and opposite the bus station. The throbbing heart of the Metropolis! Fresh from our school swimming lesson we'd stand outside the window display, clutching our damp towels and schoolbags, staring in and trying to make sense of it all. It held an awful fascination, "what on earth do you think they are for?"
It wasn't the full size models of buxom women modelling pink rubber corsets, or men's torsos wearing a variety of trusses, or even the false limbs. It was the boxed stuff at the back, with names like "Mystic Menstroids", or with pictures on them that made clear what the contents were (a large glass tube with a rubber bulb attached by a rubber tube), but not the purpose. The proprietor was tall thin and wore a white coat buttoned up to the neck. He had a menacing appearance to go with his metal rimmed glasses and used to come out and scare us away from leaving handprints and damp forehead marks on the window. We all thought that he was an escaped Nazi death camp doctor, hiding in obscurity.

 

[The Hodge]

 

[The Hodge]

Also one of our local pubs in Falstone , Northumberland is called The Blackcock..folks googling this have been known to be re-directed to some "interesting " sites ?

 

[Beezerk]

The Erection Correction Facility.

 

[urastus]

wore a white coat buttoned up to the neck

were his legs bare?

 

[urastus]

In the interest of lockdown stupidty ... name your porn shop !

Yes...I'm wondering if this is for a real business idea

My somewhat philosophic name of "Release", or "Passion 'n pashin", or "pearls 'n clams" (a reference to pearl necklace) or "tongue and groove" . I think the last one is inspired

 

[Zimmerframe]

or "tongue and groove" .

Ohh .. I like that one .. Top Job !

How about "Rising Damp" ?

 

[Joestar]

Haha hell, those are awesome titles, guys. They're very slutty titles, in the sense that they give a head-on indication of the content. I don't think the title should be so explicit. Otherwise, kids might start asking parents uncomfortable questions. The title should be more veiled, like lover mart. It sounds to me like the perfect name for such a shop. I love this shop for its large selection of different toys, and sometimes my wife and I spoil each other in bed. They really help diversify our sex life.

 

[Tonybro]

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Only about 5 miles from where my parents live. Been past many a time!

 

[paul-g]

and there`s many many more

 

[paul-g]

and going off "pissed" a little bot, you
git these ones
that `s french speak for you Zimm

last but not least

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