Imaginary Poll - Bike vs Cake

[mark.ai]

Just a fun poll If you had to choose, for the rest of your life (!), between eating cake and riding bikes, what would you do?!

If you choose cake, you must get rid of all bikes (e-bikes and others).
If you choose bikes, then no more cake for you!

I have a feeling how this may go … but I could be wrong

 

[Gary]

I don't like cake

 

[Kangr]

Why.. why would you make me choose?

 

[Mountie]

What kind of cake?

 

[drjarvis2003]

Does yellow cake count?

 

[jonathan horticulturist]

Cake recipes traditionally use egg in the ingredients... I don’t eat eggs, so no cake for me anyway.

Would choose bikes even if vegan cake.

Who voted for cake? They should be banned from the forum, hehe.

 

[Injidup]

Both. Luckily I don’t have to choose.

 

[mark.ai]

I don't like cake

I don’t eat eggs, so no cake for me anyway.

Argh you two What about if "CAKE" equals "BEER" ?! Or is it too late to change the rules!

 

[mark.ai]

What kind of cake?

Chocolate?


Or blueberry muffins maybe?


It's not a euphemism if that's what you're thinking

 

[mark.ai]

Does yellow cake count?

Yes:

No:

 

[drjarvis2003]

Yes:
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No:
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Well done, you get first prize for getting my crap attempt at a joke.

 

[Injidup]

Were you looking for a reaction?
Fission for complements?

 

[mark.ai]

Well done, you get first prize for getting my crap attempt at a joke.

I was wondering why "yellow", and got suspicious enough to do a web search

 

[jonathan horticulturist]

Argh you two What about if "CAKE" equals "BEER" ?! Or is it too late to change the rules!

I don’t drink, either.

 

[Timbo]

How about a bikes versus sprouts poll, I could do that one

 

[mark.ai]

I don’t drink, either.

Well I am with you 99% on that one

 

[Injidup]

99% of the time I don't drink. But on that 1%, oh boy!

 

[Cakey boy]

CAKE !! obviously!

 

[Daev]

CAKE or DEATH!!

 

[Daev]

but really..... cake. A time will come where my legs don't work no more, at which point I will look at my collection of bikes with a longing unheard of.....
whereas cake - as long as me gob works, 'til death us do part..... which brings me back to my original statement (see above(with apologies to Eddie Izzard))

 

[Nicho]

Who voted for cake? They should be banned from the forum, hehe.

That really does take the biscuit!!!

 

[Choppersquad]

I could give up anything...... except cakes and bikes.
What's the point of riding if you can't offset it with a huge bit of cake?

 

[Marksou]

 

[Daev]

Such a genius - probably my favourite skit ever... and then Lego!!

 

[Marksou]

Such a genius - probably my favourite skit ever... and then Lego!!

One of my all-time faves is the Death Star canteen. Genius

 

[Marksou]

Sorry to go off topic

 

[Choppersquad]

That's so good.

 

[Stihldog]

This is such a cruel poll but I’m still contemplating my choices.

 

[Daev]

This is such a cruel poll but I’m still contemplating my choices.

Cake...... or Death??

( If ever a thread was hijacked ....
..... Cake every time )

 

[Choppersquad]

No cake would mean certain death for me.