If you go down to the woods today..................

[Mikerb]

...........there are some things you just do not expect to see.

We were riding all our usual trails in Wareham Forest ( Dorset/UK). One trail is twisty singletrack through trees finishing with a 30 metre straight section into a sizeable jump over a fallen tree trunk.
I gained speed for the jump and just before the jump spotted a guy with a camera just to the right of the landing zone...............then caught sight of a lady dressed only in lacy bra and knickers to the left of jump!
Needless to say it was a bit of a distraction but too late to stop!! I hit the jump and immediately pulled on the brakes to avoid the cameraman.
Anyway he got a good shot of me and showed me............presumably a joke, he said the photo would go to Redbull!!
ps the lady looked like a professional model rather than a ~#####!!

 

[Slapbassmunky]

Was on a riding holiday In Lousa Portugal about 10 years ago, from the uplift van, in the distant woods, was a woman and two blokes CLEARLY making an amateur porno.

 

[Pdoz]

...........there are some things you just do not expect to see.

We were riding all our usual trails in Wareham Forest ( Dorset/UK). One trail is twisty singletrack through trees finishing with a 30 metre straight section into a sizeable jump over a fallen tree trunk.
I gained speed for the jump and just before the jump spotted a guy with a camera just to the right of the landing zone...............then caught sight of a lady dressed only in lacy bra and knickers to the left of jump!
Needless to say it was a bit of a distraction but too late to stop!! I hit the jump and immediately pulled on the brakes to avoid the cameraman.
Anyway he got a good shot of me and showed me............presumably a joke, he said the photo would go to Redbull!!
ps the lady looked like a professional model rather than a ~#####!!

When was this?

March 31 was International Trans visibility day

April is SAAM 2022 — Building Safe Online Spaces Together

 

[Mikerb]

When was this?

March 31 was International Trans visibility day

April is SAAM 2022 — Building Safe Online Spaces Together

????????...thats a bit of a leap !!

 

[steve_sordy]

A couple of years ago I was riding at Sherwood Pines with a mate. One of the female rangers approached us to ask if we had seen a naked man running about? We said we hadn't and she went on her way. My mate wondered what on earth her boss was thinking sending out a 5' nothing young lass out to chase up a naked man running about in the woods. What was she expected to do with him if she cornered him? But I suppose that would be considered sexist these days. I mean why on earth wouldn't a small female be able to arrest a naked man desperate not to be caught? I suppose she could have been a black belt in karate or similar?

 

[InRustWeTrust]

A couple of years ago I was riding at Sherwood Pines with a mate. One of the female rangers approached us to ask if we had seen a naked man running about? We said we hadn't and she went on her way. My mate wondered what on earth her boss was thinking sending out a 5' nothing young lass out to chase up a naked man running about in the woods. What was she expected to do with him if she cornered him? But I suppose that would be considered sexist these days. I mean why on earth wouldn't a small female be able to arrest a naked man desperate not to be caught? I suppose she could have been a black belt in karate or similar?

I kick in the nuts should do him to lay down Easy.

 

[Mikerb]

A couple of years ago I was riding at Sherwood Pines with a mate. One of the female rangers approached us to ask if we had seen a naked man running about? We said we hadn't and she went on her way. My mate wondered what on earth her boss was thinking sending out a 5' nothing young lass out to chase up a naked man running about in the woods. What was she expected to do with him if she cornered him? But I suppose that would be considered sexist these days. I mean why on earth wouldn't a small female be able to arrest a naked man desperate not to be caught? I suppose she could have been a black belt in karate or similar?

.......coloured belt surely!! Tut tut