If you go down to the woods today..................

Mikerb

E*POWAH Elite World Champion
May 16, 2019
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Weymouth
...........there are some things you just do not expect to see.

We were riding all our usual trails in Wareham Forest ( Dorset/UK). One trail is twisty singletrack through trees finishing with a 30 metre straight section into a sizeable jump over a fallen tree trunk.
I gained speed for the jump and just before the jump spotted a guy with a camera just to the right of the landing zone...............then caught sight of a lady dressed only in lacy bra and knickers to the left of jump!
Needless to say it was a bit of a distraction but too late to stop!! I hit the jump and immediately pulled on the brakes to avoid the cameraman.
Anyway he got a good shot of me and showed me............presumably a joke, he said the photo would go to Redbull!!
ps the lady looked like a professional model rather than a ~#####!!
 

Pdoz

E*POWAH Elite World Champion
Feb 16, 2019
1,112
1,206
Maffra Victoria Australia
...........there are some things you just do not expect to see.

We were riding all our usual trails in Wareham Forest ( Dorset/UK). One trail is twisty singletrack through trees finishing with a 30 metre straight section into a sizeable jump over a fallen tree trunk.
I gained speed for the jump and just before the jump spotted a guy with a camera just to the right of the landing zone...............then caught sight of a lady dressed only in lacy bra and knickers to the left of jump!
Needless to say it was a bit of a distraction but too late to stop!! I hit the jump and immediately pulled on the brakes to avoid the cameraman.
Anyway he got a good shot of me and showed me............presumably a joke, he said the photo would go to Redbull!!
ps the lady looked like a professional model rather than a ~#####!!

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steve_sordy

Wedding Crasher
Nov 5, 2018
8,930
9,269
Lincolnshire, UK
A couple of years ago I was riding at Sherwood Pines with a mate. One of the female rangers approached us to ask if we had seen a naked man running about? We said we hadn't and she went on her way. My mate wondered what on earth her boss was thinking sending out a 5' nothing young lass out to chase up a naked man running about in the woods. What was she expected to do with him if she cornered him? But I suppose that would be considered sexist these days. I mean why on earth wouldn't a small female be able to arrest a naked man desperate not to be caught? I suppose she could have been a black belt in karate or similar?
 

InRustWeTrust

E*POWAH Master
Mar 9, 2020
524
758
Sweden
A couple of years ago I was riding at Sherwood Pines with a mate. One of the female rangers approached us to ask if we had seen a naked man running about? We said we hadn't and she went on her way. My mate wondered what on earth her boss was thinking sending out a 5' nothing young lass out to chase up a naked man running about in the woods. What was she expected to do with him if she cornered him? But I suppose that would be considered sexist these days. I mean why on earth wouldn't a small female be able to arrest a naked man desperate not to be caught? I suppose she could have been a black belt in karate or similar?

I kick in the nuts should do him to lay down Easy.
 

Mikerb

E*POWAH Elite World Champion
May 16, 2019
6,523
5,003
Weymouth
A couple of years ago I was riding at Sherwood Pines with a mate. One of the female rangers approached us to ask if we had seen a naked man running about? We said we hadn't and she went on her way. My mate wondered what on earth her boss was thinking sending out a 5' nothing young lass out to chase up a naked man running about in the woods. What was she expected to do with him if she cornered him? But I suppose that would be considered sexist these days. I mean why on earth wouldn't a small female be able to arrest a naked man desperate not to be caught? I suppose she could have been a black belt in karate or similar?
.......coloured belt surely!! Tut tut:ROFLMAO:
 

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