Foresight..

[Hobo Mikey]

A deer hit me a few weeks back. it had been running down the road infront of me for about a quarter of a mile while riding home from a friend's pished and stoned as fuck at 4am. So pished Infact that for the first few hundred meters I thought it was a very big hare. It turned off the road and up my driveway to get away from my light. And then found its way to a dead end past my cottage. Where it then freaked out at my light shining on it as I fumbled for my keys. It then ran at me. Hoofed me in the chest as it jumped straight over my head. The next night my girlfriend asked me if I had come off my bike. I replied. No. Why? She pointed out two bruises on my chest. I had no recollection of falling off my bike at all (or the deer) so we put it down to the typical branches you ride through in the woods and don't really worry about. I didn't recall the incident at all until 4 days later when watching a film with a night time driving scene scene triggered a flashback to the hare and said out loud "HARE!" "eh. Nah. Hold on!" Deer" and then started pissing myself laughing as the memory of me being jumped over and stood in the dark shouting "oh ya cunt" came flooding back. (my neighbours love me)

I'm 4 miles from the A68 nowhere near Northumberland tho.

Had you been watching Bambi on a DVD the night before.

 

[Gary]

Who the fuck still has DVDs?

 

[steve_sordy]

Who the fuck still has DVDs?

I do. Mind you I can't recall the last time I watched one, it was certainly over a year ago.

 

[Doomanic]

I recall being given a book on tape for my son's homework at Primary School. I did to dig an old car stereo out of the garage to listen to it and that was over 15 years ago!

 

[Hobo Mikey]

Who the fuck still has DVDs?

When your an ol got like me you remember DVD’s, VHS/ beta max vidio recorders and eight track players in cars.

 

[Gary]

Dude I'm 51.
I "remember" listening to Neil Diamond on eight track and 78.
Probably time for a clear out if you still have yours

 

[Hobo Mikey]

Dude I'm 51.
I "remember" listening to Neil Diamond on eight track and 78.
Probably time for a clear out if you still have yours

I got ten years on you Gary, all mine went years ago but still got my vinyl collection and all my CD’s but all in storage but if I ever live in a house again would get a turntable and play them.

 

[Gary]

I gave my entire vinyl collection away 22 years ago.

 

[Tonybro]

I gave my entire vinyl collection away 22 years ago.

Potentially big mistake depending on what it contained. Some big monetary value in vinyl...

 

[RustyMTB]

Potentially big mistake depending on what it contained. Some big monetary value in vinyl...

Sunshine on Leith picture disc & a few Runrig 7"'s. The world is doing just fine.

 

[The Hodge]

I keep looking at things popping up on Google ..if the albums have to be pristine and in original packaging ( as in unopened ) then my collection probably isn't worth too much ..if not I've got a few worth a bit of dosh ..

 

[Tubby G]

I keep looking at things popping up on Google ..if the albums have to be pristine and in original packaging ( as in unopened ) then my collection probably isn't worth too much ..if not I've got a few worth a bit of dosh ..

Discogs is the ebay for vinyl, a database of rare and hard to find records with potential 2nd values, if you can be arsed to sell any!

Discogs - Music Database and Marketplace

Discover music on Discogs, the largest online music database. Buy and sell music with collectors in the Marketplace.

www.discogs.com

 

[Zimmerframe]

Well, I'm obviously not psychic .. I got rid of my vinyl years ago and almost died by deer this morning.

Walking the dog before first light, picked up the farm dog en-route. Pulled my back yesterday so walking as if I'm the average age of an e-biker. Dogs shot off chasing deer as I was walking up a tiny track with a sharp precipice to the right as I see my dog charging at me .. except it's not my dog - it's a deer.. put my hands out as I visualise my already decrepit body flying off the edge. Fortunately she was young and spritley and at the last second veered around me as my hands tracked round and I "brushed fur" (© @BAMBAMODA) ..

 

[The Hodge]

Bloody hell ..there's a deer uprising !
We're all doomed I tell ye ..

 

[Zimmerframe]

Dude that’s crazy.
dude why are you such an old broken pussy? I’d at least get in a fighting stance and have had young female dear for dinner tonight. Like cooked on the grill, not some weird shit you’re gonna try to come back with. I hope you know I really make myself laugh. ❤❤❤

Dunno .. I'm having a crap week. Think I have that nnnnnnnnn 19 shit and then fecked my back - the world hates me. But you are right. I should of been more focused, leather man out, blade across throat and just put myself out my misery .. or the deer even, but just enough that it could drag me out rather than the other way round. Then had warm sex with it like @Gary would (giving it a good send off so karma is balanced) - though I'm thinking that one 19 symptom that doesn't seem to be listed is a complete disinterest in sex - no matter how much of a looker the deer is . Found a randomly dropped bottle of wine where I lay, enjoyed that. Been fortified. Then eaten deer, grass and mushrooms for weeks and viola ! As usual you're correct - a missed opportunity ! Next time I will have my Wave and not my Rebar as you just can't quick draw a Rebar.

 

[Gary]

The only symptom related to sex was altered taste and smell but that certainly wasn't an appetite suppressor.