Finding a Suitable Partner for a Friend

[Stihldog]

Yer thanks for the confidence booster

I Need to focus, waaay off-topic here.
Apologies to the OP.

 

[Type1]

OP is definitely said "Female friend".

 

[The Hodge]

OP is definitely said "Female friend".

Which I alluded to on post #38..

 

[irie]

OP is definitely said "Female friend".

Yeah well these days it seems that you can officially declare yourself to be anything you want be which then may be legally enforceable, dependent on which legal jurisdiction you live in of course..

 

[Zimmerframe]

I've already made an arse of myself this week by accusing someone of being a spammer who wasn't ... so here goes again ..

In this case .. I think the OP is the real OP who rides a Pivot.

It is possible the "Friend" has borrowed the OP's login, but I think it's genuine and rides the sexy 900wh Norco.

Sadly, apart from the fact that I've already been identified as a Jerk - saving everyone a lot of time, I also have a strict policy to never date anyone who rides a Shimano powered bike, though I could make an exception as the Norco doesn't have a Shimano battery. Rules are there to be broken.

 

[RustyMTB]

So are EP8's.

 

[RustyIron]

Was a vasectomy one of the original requirements for joining this lady on a ride?

 

[Zimmerframe]

This seems like the most relevant thread for this at the moment....

Just out for food and someones served up @BAMBAMODAs favourite desert

 

[Tony4wd]

Yeah well these days it seems that you can officially declare yourself to be anything you want be which then may be legally enforceable, dependent on which legal jurisdiction you live in of course..

I have trouble getting my head around the concept too but ultimately it only matters to the individual concerned - I just let people be whoever they want to be and accept them as they are - makes no difference to my life.

 

[Mabman]

OP started out with good intentions but in actuality the reality of the request and it's potential outcome is so far fetched that no wonder it has devolved into a mish mash of humour and misogyny. Sedona may be a good place to ride but I doubt that anyone on an international forum is going to move there for a possible relationship with someone no matter how big her/his/its battery is.

I suggest that instead she gets a trail dog that is capable of doing way more than 3 miles that would also become a companion for the chihuahua and an additional one for her? In my plentiful years of riding mtb I have had both a wife and a dog that made excellent trail companions and frankly the dog was better at keeping up and always up for a ride.

 

[Moderator]

I think everyone can agree that this thread has gone far enough. Rather than let it plumet lower, it will be locked.

For anyone interested in sharing vasectomy experiences we've copied out those posts into their own thread :

Official EMTB Vasectomy Megathread

I think the correct term is ‘semen producing people’. 😂 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasectomy

www.emtbforums.com

If there are any genuinely interested parties to the OP's original post, please PM the OP directly.

Hot, young, desperate ladies looking to share a very brief experience with a man @BAMBAMODA can be contacted at bambamboom @ Qwikluvr.com

Looking for a wedding crasher, wedding crasher couple or wedding crashing family - contact @steve_sordy via PM.

Anyone interested in @Zimmerframe should probably seek medical help at their earliest convenience.

Thankyou everyone who's participated in keeping this thread alive. Have a great weekend.

Mod Team.