Finding a Suitable Partner for a Friend

[Spangoolies]

So she’s after a wealthy guy with no sense of humour, likes an off-road challenge and is passionate about Chihuahuas? Is there a dating site for retired Mexican drug cartel smugglers?
Her van would come in super handy.

 

[johnf0246]

So she’s after a wealthy guy with no sense of humour, likes an off-road challenge and is passionate about Chihuahuas? Is there a dating site for retired Mexican drug cartel smugglers?
Her van would come in super handy.

S:
Where did you come up that she is looking for a “wealthy guy with no sense of humor”? I would say that she would like a partner who by the time he is 50 has developed a nice financial base to be able to take care of himself into the future as she will be able to. She does love her dog very much, but I think has some passion left over for the right partner.

 

[RustyIron]

Holy cow, man!
You're pushing so hard to sell us on this woman that it's as if you're trying to marry off your lonely sister or you're trying to get out of paying alimony to your ex-wife. I suspect your "friend" would be mortified to discover how you're trying to hook her up.

 

[RustyIron]

Shes sounds perfect for Zimmerframe. I'm pretty sure he is a biological man. Part animal, but a man .

I second the motion! Zimmerframe is just the man for the job. And even if he isn't a true "biological," who are we to judge? Hopefully it will be a speedy courtship and we'll all get invited to the wedding. It's going to be an "eMTB bachelor party," right? How many eMTB Forum riders will the AirBnB hold?

 

[Zimmerframe]

You seem to be enjoying yourself on my post.

There's a lot of things we can do in life, but if you don't also smile, it can get a bit sad !

However, I'm not sure what a guys supposed to do to show his degree of love in this day and age in order to be taken seriously, I even made her - her own personal cult movie about Adventure, RV's and Vaping ! (Sadly, straight to DVD release).

In all seriousness she sounds like a very interesting, dynamic and capable young lady and I can only wish her success in her endeavour.

 

[Zimmerframe]

I second the motion! Zimmerframe is just the man for the job. And even if he isn't a true "biological," who are we to judge?

Things had been going quite well. I thought the fact that I also own a Sprinter gave another source of commonality to our tastes and life decisions. Unfortunately though, mine is only 2wd, so it's actually just led to feelings of inadequacy within the relationship and even a small degree of envy.

One positive note having never been in a new EMTB relationship with a lady - having different and incompatible chargers, which I thought would be in inconvenience, has worked out really well as it's avoided any confusion and arguments as to who's charger is who's and who forgot to bring theirs so we can only charge one bike at a time.

 

[Moderator]

As it's Valentines day : Thread made a sticky and title changed temporarily.

 

[Paulquattro]

OMG
LOL

 

[The Hodge]

Why are you referring to yourself in the "second person "..you surely realise... errr..."john"..that you were rumbled from your first post ..

 

[Zimmerframe]

Now this is LOVE !

Happy Valentines day...

Happy Valentine’s Day to my dearest. It’s been a long journey together, with many ups and downs. We didn’t always agree on the direction our paths were taking, sometimes you wanted to go one way, I wanted to go another, we had some painful separations, but we always got back up and kept going...

www.emtbforums.com

 

[Stihldog]

Like most of you’s here, I could’ve wrote wrote for Hallmark Greeting Cards too. I remind her every year of that career opportunity.

I lub her a bunch!

 

[irie]

I love her dog more than I love Zimmerframe.

You are Cat Stevens' doppelganger.

 

[RustyMTB]

Cat stevens? That's before my time there, Grandad.

 

[steve_sordy]

Cat stevens? That's before my time there, Grandad.

He got religion and changed his name to Yusuf Islam, or something very similar.

 

[The Hodge]

Ssssshhhh....don't mention the "R" word Steve or before you know it this will turn into a bigger cess-pit than the Singletrack forum ...

 

[steve_sordy]

Ssssshhhh....don't mention the "R" word Steve or before you know it this will turn into a bigger cess-pit than the Singletrack forum ...

Do you mean Roadies?

 

[The Hodge]

Do you mean Roadies?

If only ..

 

[Bummers]

I think we need pictures of this e-biking beauty!

 

[Zimmerframe]

I think we need pictures of this e-biking beauty!

You want pictures of @The Hodge ?? I think there's quite a few in the Pic of The Day thread.

 

[Hobo Mikey]

 

[Bummers]

You want pictures of @The Hodge ?? I think there's quite a few in the Pic of The Day thread.

No I meant Zimmer

 

[johnf0246]

This is a trail that we ride regularly. My friend is 32% Sonoran Native American, so her ancestors probably traveled in this wash hunting for game looking for water to drink during the dry periods.

 

[steve_sordy]

Well, I'd meet her for sure, but I'm not available. (choose your own emoticon).

 

[Bummers]

Well, I'd meet her for sure, but I'm not available. (choose your own emoticon).

I think this one suits.

 

[johnf0246]

Well, I'd meet her for sure, but I'm not available. (choose your own emoticon).

Steve:

Thanks for the suggestion. If you think it would help find my friend a nice partner let me know how to choose an emoticon.

 

[steve_sordy]

@johnf0246 Can you manipulate photographs, change hair colour for example?

I don't have the software, nor want it to be more precise.

 

[The Hodge]

@johnf0246 Can you manipulate photographs, change hair colour for example?

I don't have the software, nor want it to be more precise.

Are you also asking for a friend ...?

 

[Zimmerframe]

Ok, I'm hooked, who doesn't like a Norco Sight VLT Go Girl !

Do I get brownie points for for already posting a Norco in the pictures post (#7) , I thought ladies liked it when people paid attention.

Flight booked, Ankle and wrist protectors + "I Love Chihuahuas" T-shirt ordered.

Return flight booked, Shark attack trauma pack packed, tetanus shot reserved.

 

[maynard]

I got more satisfaction from this thread than my real valentine.

 

[Zimmerframe]

I got more satisfaction from this thread than my real valentine.

It's amazing that the circumstances of one single lady in Arizona can inadvertently bring so much joy to so many so far away.

The world can be a strange but beautiful place ! :-D