Oh it gets better, the first fall I slid straight into a small boulder and dinted my down tube which in turn touched the battery and also gouged my fork stanchion. Insurance is getting a call tomorrow.
Nooooooooo ..
Well as my OH would say everytime I have an accident, "Why did you do that ??" ..
Does insurance cover things like that ? It seems like insuring a tree which you intend to be firewood.
"Hello, yes, Christian here, you'll not believe it, that tree I insurede, I ran the chainsaw through the bottom and it fell over"
"Hello, yes, me again, can I claim again ? Yes, Excellent, anyway, I was swinging my axe around and it kinda all got broken up into tiny pieces"
"Hello .. erm, well, where do I start, that tree .. it's gone, went up in flames .. nothing left"