The perfect ride that went wrong...

[notaninfluencer]

So we were out riding and unfortunately we didnt make it back in one piece... trail was amazing though.

 

[Gary]

Youtubers, eh? Riding your Ebike backwards in the woods while filming your mate riding behind you was never going to end well.

Get well soon

 

[PanchoBuc]

So we were out riding and unfortunately we didnt make it back in one piece... trail was amazing though.

Beautiful trail, I hope your friend get well

 

[Rosemount]

Youtubers, eh? Riding your Ebike backwards in the woods while filming your mate riding behind you was never going to end well.

Get well soon

He wasn`t riding back wards .The guy in front had a camera on his back ...

The camera man / lead dude `s shoulder dislocated .

Now judging by the way he is still sitting on his bike I don`t think he crashed . And from the way he`s asking his mate to pull on his arm I doubt its his 1st dislocation .

 

[Gary]

 

[Rosemount]

 

[geehaw]

So we were out riding and unfortunately we didnt make it back in one piece... trail was amazing though.

Body armor only goes so far when you hit a tree. I feel the pain, just tore my AC shoulder ligament getting bucked. Out of riding for six weeks.

 

[MitchF]

To be fair all those people whistling and cheering must have put him off his line ??‍

 

[apac]

I stubbed my big toe yesterday on a fallen tree branch when out riding in the woods.
I just thought you'd all like to know.

 

[apac]

 

[Madmatt75]

I stubbed my big toe yesterday on a fallen tree branch when out riding in the woods.
I just thought you'd all like to know.
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You need to shave that big toe ?

 

[Zimmerframe]

You need to shave that big toe ?

I think a micro plait could look quite stylish ...

 

[wepn]

This is what happens when you don't test ride the Kenevo. Wouldn't have happened

Seriously I hope all is okay now. Was on the edge of my seat waiting for the pain. I like how your mate says "it's not really in pain _____ _____ _____"

 

[apac]

I think a micro plait could look quite stylish ...

You need to shave that big toe ?

anyway,, who in hell shaves their toes? I like looking like a hobbit.

 

[PenSki]

And just in case you would all like to know more, I’ve aggravated my pudendal nerve. Google that one for scary symptoms. No picture attached.

 

[Zimmerframe]

And just in case you would all like to know more, I’ve aggravated my pudendal nerve. Google that one for scary symptoms. No picture attached.

You've got a pudendal nerve coming here and saying that ...

Do you aggravate it often ? It's never something which has appealed personally.....

 

[apac]

And just in case you would all like to know more, I’ve aggravated my pudendal nerve. Google that one for scary symptoms. No picture attached.

I'm sure everyone here wishes you a speedy recovery.

 

[wepn]

And just in case you would all like to know more, I’ve aggravated my pudendal nerve. Google that one for scary symptoms. No picture attached.

Oh sorry, it's your injury - hope you're not in pain. Heal quick & fully.

I feel your pain. I aggravated my head nerve by riding into big bird's evil cousin at maximum velocity. 6 weeks out of action & still counting.

 

[Zimmerframe]

And definitely no pictures, @Madmatt75 will insist you shave it ...

Though he would have a valid point, I was discussing with a bowel specialist that if you are hairy down there there's an increased chance that at some point, via an infection or otherwise, you can end up with a second opening in the area - which none of us want. She suggested it was a good idea to shave there to avoid the issue as the problem mainly arises in hairy bottomed men .... This wasn't a professional consultation, it was a conversation over dinner .. .....

 

[Zimmerframe]

I aggravated my head nerve by riding into big bird's evil cousin at maximum velocity. 6 weeks out of action & still counting.

You really did do a good job there didn't you ! I'm amazed no one's given you a custom forum title yet like "Feather Head" or "Bird Brain" ..

Have you had a cat scan ? (no bird/cat pun intended) ..

 

[wepn]

Yes it was a perfectly executed manoeuvre...though I give a lot of the credit to the bird. Highly skilled little fucqr.
No cats. Doctor at the hospital said no scan necessary, local GP said no scan, paramedic mate said no scan required, doctor mate said get MRA asap but the large hospital here is over the state border which is currently closed but opening next week.

BTW for anybody wanting to avoid (Australian) Magpie attack - eyes in the back of your head works - they need to be big and 3-dimensional ie. fishing floats with black dots on the back of your helmet - CONFIRMED.

 

[apac]

Kamikaze Aussie magpies again.. you couldn't make it up.... brilliant.

 

[PenSki]

Wepn, the world’s most beautiful man had a similar experience to you on my favourite roller coaster. Look up Fabio Apollo’s Chariot. Maybe this was the day he lost his title.

Gosh, we have really hijacked notaninfluencer‘s thread and his bad shoulder.

 

[notaninfluencer]

Wepn, the world’s most beautiful man had a similar experience to you on my favourite roller coaster. Look up Fabio Apollo’s Chariot. Maybe this was the day he lost his title.

Gosh, we have really hijacked notaninfluencer‘s thread and his bad shoulder.

No hijack, your stuff is very amusing....

 

[Jackware]

And definitely no pictures, @Madmatt75 will insist you shave it ...

Though he would have a valid point, I was discussing with a bowel specialist that if you are hairy down there there's an increased chance that at some point, via an infection or otherwise, you can end up with a second opening in the area - which none of us want. She suggested it was a good idea to shave there to avoid the issue as the problem mainly arises in hairy bottomed men .... This wasn't a professional consultation, it was a conversation over dinner .. .....

I hope you were onto the coffees by then ?‍

 

[PenSki]

So Zimmer, did you take her advice and get the razor out. How do you get the razor in the crevices without creating the Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

 

[maynard]

anyway,, who in hell shaves their toes? I like looking like a hobbit.

Modern men shave everything. Bunch o weirdos . They use moisturiser and carry handbags and talk about there feelings .
Real men are hairy and bottle there feelings untill there so mad they just kill someone.

 

[wepn]

Wepn, the world’s most beautiful man had a similar experience to you on my favourite roller coaster. Look up Fabio Apollo’s Chariot. Maybe this was the day he lost his title.

Gosh, we have really hijacked notaninfluencer‘s thread and his bad shoulder.

Haha Fabio's hair must've saved him for sure. I've been to Busch Gardens at Williamsburg and I agree !! Apollo's Chariot is one of the best anywhere.

 

[PenSki]

Nice selfie Wepn. You are somewhat similar to Fabio yourself?

I dont think many of us Aussies make it to that area of Virginia often. I have never been MTBing there, wonder what its like?. I will be heading back there when international travel resumes. Assuming the Grandparents there survive
covid?

 

[wepn]

Nice selfie Wepn. You are somewhat similar to Fabio yourself?

I dont think many of us Aussies make it to that area of Virginia often. I have never been MTBing there, wonder what its like?. I will be heading back there when international travel resumes. Assuming the Grandparents there survive
covid?

Well that was a few years ago but yes beautiful I know. I can't believe I'm not even buffer
Haven't been biking there either but no doubt fantastic trails to be ridden. Great trails to be found virtually everywhere when exploration gets priority over bike parks.
Here's to your grandparents - must be tough but I have to say they'll be fine - because they just will be ??