Should Zimmerframe do it ?

[outerlimits]

Let’s put it to the people ?‍

 

[Donnie797]

Sadly i had to choose only one of the many valid options But yes! Plus eye candy!

 

[aarfeldt]

if he's got a google account....he's allready got a channel

 

[tedturbine]

First vid idea, E-Wild vs Butcher grip test at his open cast Foie gras mine

 

[outerlimits]

First vid idea, E-Wild vs Butcher grip test at his open cast Foie gras mine

Look, truth be known, if his first vid is on big black knobs, he’s going to attract the wrong sort of audience. But yeah, that’s a great idea for his second vid.
I really can’t wait till he posts up the hyperlink to the channel.

Btw, I think his first special guest should be @Gary

 

[CjP]

No because I don’t watch YouTube. I’m thinking more his own section on the forum.
He has the most posts anyway so may as well.

 

[Zimmerframe]

But yes! Plus eye candy!

Donnie, you're German ?? You really want me to do a youtube channel joint hosted by David Hasselhoff ?

Ok, we could have a cool little "Kitt" light going back and forwards at the bottom hypnotising people... and maybe have ex baywatch stars as featured guests, but most of them are probably heavier than the average e-biker by now.

and @outerlimits ... one question ... "real milk" .. What's real milk ? Are we voting for breast milk ?

 

[Zimmerframe]

I’m thinking more his own section on the forum.

General EMTB
The Lounge
The ASYLUM ..

 

[Donnie797]

Donnie, you're German ?? You really want me to do a youtube channel joint hosted by David Hasselhoff ?

Ok, we could have a cool little "Kitt" light going back and forwards at the bottom hypnotising people... and maybe have ex baywatch stars as featured guests, but most of them are probably heavier than the average e-biker by now.

As long as you stay with the high-tech cars (or in our case e-mtbs) and the high-class girls it's all fine. Just no singing please ^^

 

[routrax]

I think the fails and bails option can be removed, from what I gather from his posts that's just normal riding.

 

[Zimmerframe]

I'm impressed with the forum's focused advertising .. I bet everyone else has scantily clad ladies, nice beers, bike accessories, Kentucky fried chicken ...

 

[CjP]

Mmmm KFC. Now I’m hungry

 

[Zimmerframe]

Btw, I think his first special guest should be @Gary

It saves costs on the first episode by rolling eye candy and special guest into the same person !

A quick photo from this mornings shooting, yes, I'm the short one the left with the bad hair.

 

[TheBikePilot]

@Zimmerframe Duuuude. Have you got any RAM left on your PC??? How many Tabs have you got open?!

 

[Zimmerframe]

@Zimmerframe Duuuude. Have you got any RAM left on your PC??? How many Tabs have you got open?!

Pah, that ones just ticking over .. There's at least twice that many open on the other one .. but you do have a point, I should upgrade them both to 16gb.

 

[Mad Mark]

What’s happened to your old 70’s porn star picture ?
I miss the long hair & stash

 

[Zimmerframe]

What’s happened to your old 70’s porn star picture ?
I miss the long hair & stash

Me too .. it was probably inappropriate as it was from my Gigoloing days. I had to retire due to lack of customer satisfaction - darn pesky internet !

@outerlimits insisted I changed it to this ... which I did for 24 hours :

Unfortunately, @Specialized Rider Care said I had to take it down as it was too similar to their up and coming "Levold" - they're trying to cater for their customers through all ages.

 

[Rich-EMTB-UK]

It saves costs on the first episode by rolling eye candy and special guest into the same person !

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A quick photo from this mornings shooting, yes, I'm the short one the left with the bad hair.

Rab C Nesbitt - a early lifestyle guru this lad

 

[Zimmerframe]

Rab C Nesbitt

If you look carefully you'll notice @Gary 's carefully hidden his true identity in an anagram of "Rab C Nesbitt" .. You only need to take one letter from it and add the secret hidden letters R G & Y and viola ! G A R Y !

 

[TheBikePilot]

But @Gary has 25 zimmerframes..And he doesn’t need a helmet for any of them ?

 

[Dirtnvert]

It saves costs on the first episode by rolling eye candy and special guest into the same person !

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A quick photo from this mornings shooting, yes, I'm the short one the left with the bad hair.

Youre the apetor?

 

[outerlimits]

So when will be the launch date be for your channel on YouTube, @Zimmerframe ?
What will the name of the channel be ?

It’s going to be like waiting for 2020Kenevo launch all over again ?‍

 

[wepn]

Look at it this way Z...I am 100% certain you'll never be in search of a story...they'll come to you. Not to mention your creative team ie. anybody here but there are some more likely candidates than others. Weekly, monthly, yearly, one-off, whichever. Wig, glasses, horse hat, people will watch I guarantee.

 

[Shifty]

Let’s put it to the people ?‍

Damn I couldn’t choose more than one!!!

 

[Zimmerframe]

Damn I couldn’t choose more than one!!!

I had the same problem .. It was like when you're voting for something political - the actual thing you want is never listed as an option "I want milk that tastes like milk AND he's a twat" for instance - the rest are all compromises.

 

[JohnJohn]

I had the same problem .. It was like when you're voting for something political - the actual thing you want is never listed as an option "I want milk that tastes like milk AND he's a twat" for instance - the rest are all compromises.

Will you be doing it in English or French ? I'd hate to miss anything due to my weak ( English Bloke... ) language skills. Just a suggestion , but I think each episode should start in the bar after a few pints . That way your tongue would be looser and the crashes much more spectacular. ?

 

[Zimmerframe]

Will you be doing it in English or French ? I'd hate to miss anything due to my weak ( English Bloke... ) language skills. Just a suggestion , but I think each episode should start in the bar after a few pints . That way your tongue would be looser and the crashes much more spectacular. ?

I think I'd have to look at mass market acceptance, so probably a blend of Hispanic and mandarin. I think from what's been requested so far, most of the English speaking audience will be content with the eye candy and will primarily be focused on trying to comprehend the two braille dots on her/his/it's (depending on the week) wet t-shirt. The none-German views will have it on mute anyway when David Hasselhoff sings.

So on the drinking front, you're suggesting we have a slogan like "Don't Don't drink and ride" ?

 

[Shifty]

Would also watch it if he promise at least 2 OTBs per ride !

 

[JohnJohn]

I think I'd have to look at mass market acceptance, so probably a blend of Hispanic and mandarin. I think from what's been requested so far, most of the English speaking audience will be content with the eye candy and will primarily be focused on trying to comprehend the two braille dots on her/his/it's (depending on the week) wet t-shirt. The none-German views will have it on mute anyway when David Hasselhoff sings.

So on the drinking front, you're suggesting we have a slogan like "Don't Don't drink and ride" ?

I reckon, after deep, deep consideration , of your last post.
The format should be :-
Beer
Tits
Crash.
Also after your meteoric YouTube rise, the esteemed Mr Hancill should visit your area for an in depth reportage of the local trails , led by the local expert in his own style !

 

[Zimmerframe]

The format should be :-
Beer
Tits
Crash.

I don't think anyone here is going to question your appointment as Producer !

Might I suggest a second format for after the watershed with a slightly longer running time

Firm Tits
Beer
Tits on Trampolines
Crash
And everyone's all time favourite to finish the show Soapy Wet Tits.

Welcome aboard "Hancill & Gretle Productions"

Your first job will be producing the Rob's new,new channel "E- Crumbs" where he reveals up and coming e-bike news.